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    2792
      Minister: "Here we go. The short, short version. Do you?"

      Vespa: "Yes."

      Minister: "Do you?"

      Lone Starr: "Yes".

      Minister: "Good! You're married! Kiss her!"
      2791
        Lone Starr: "Go to hyper-jets."

        Barf: "Going to hyper-jets." (Lone Starr, Barf, Vespa and Dot get pasted to their seats as the Winnebago starts to exit Mega-Maid)
        2790
          Lone Starr: "Full throttle."

          Barf: "Full throttle."
          2789
            Vespa: (In the Winnebago) "Where is he?"

            Lone Starr: (Rushing in) "Here. We've got a minute and 40 before the end of the world".
            2788
              Spaceball Soldier: "We aint found shit!!"
              2787
                Fuck, even in the future nothing works!
                -Dark Helmet-
                2786
                  Dark Helmet: (to Col. Sandurz; about the radar technician) "That's not all he's lost."
                  2785
                    Dark Helmet: Keep Firing, Assholes!
                    2784
                      Dark Helmet: "Where is it? Where is it?"
                      Colonel Sanderz: "It's gotta be here!"
                      Dark Helmet: "OUT OF ORDER? FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!"
                      2783
                        Lone Starr: "We're not just doing this for money........we're doing it for a SHIT load of money!"
                        2782
                          12345? That's amazing I got the same combination on my luggage!....Prepare....Spaceball 1 for for immediate departure......and change the combination on my luggage! -President Skroob
                          2781
                            "My brains are going into my feet!" -Helmet
                            2780
                              "Oh shit......there goes the planet."
                              -Ape #1
                              2779
                                Pizza The Hutt: "Well, if it isn't Lonestar and his sidekick, Puke."
                                Barf: "That's Barf."
                                Pizza The Hutt: "Barf. Puke. Whatever."
                                2778
                                  Lonestar: "Barf!"
                                  Barf: (to himself) "Always when I'm eating."
                                  2777
                                    Dark Helmet: "Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lonestar."
                                    Lonestar: "What?"
                                    Dark Helmet: "I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate."
                                    Lonestar: "What's that make us?"
                                    Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!"
                                    2776
                                      Dark Helmet: "Did you see anything?"
                                      Col. Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
                                      Dark Helmet: "Good!"
                                      2775
                                        Dark Helmet: "There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberry... Lonestar!"
                                        2774
                                          Lone Starr: (Exiting the Winnebago in Mega Maid) "I'm going down there".

                                          Barf: "He's going down there...I wouldn't!"
                                          2773
                                            Lone Starr: "Barf, give me a reading."

                                            Barf: (Rapidly) "Our Father who Art in Heaven. Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom Come, Thy Will..."