9560
Ford: (Impersonating John Travolta while falling off the Capitol Records building) "My hair! My hair!"
9559
Wisconsin Father (To Ford): "Excuse me. Could you tell us how to get to Mann's Chinese Theater?"
Ford: "Go back to Michigan, asswipe".
Ford: "Go back to Michigan, asswipe".
9558
Wisconsin Father: "Oh, we're from Wisconsin!"
Ford: "Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here!"
Ford: "Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here!"
9557
Ford Fairlane (first mocking Colleen): I'm very rich. Nothing offends me.
Ford Fairlane: No kidding!!! You got a whip sticking out of your a** and a f***** guy barking at you!!!!
Ford Fairlane: No kidding!!! You got a whip sticking out of your a** and a f***** guy barking at you!!!!
9556
Ford Fairlane (after killing Smiley): Thanks for working. Thanks for being a jerkoff. Mano to mano. What the heck does mano to mano mean? I mean, use your head. Snapperhead.
9555
Ford Fairlane: You're a jerkoff. That's what I think of you.
Lt. Amos: No, I called you a jerkoff because that's what you are.
Ford Fairlane: Jerkoff.
Lt. Amos: No, I called you a jerkoff because that's what you are.
Ford Fairlane: Jerkoff.
9554
Ford: (To The Camera) "You didn't actually think we were gonna kill the koala, did you?"
9553
Ford: "I'm sick of the fun".
Jazz: "What? I'm not fun?"
Jazz: "What? I'm not fun?"
9552
Ford:
Im so terrifical ive got my own number, 1-800-UNBELIVEABE!!!!!!
-Ford
-Ford
