The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Quotes
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      Ford: (Impersonating John Travolta while falling off the Capitol Records building) "My hair! My hair!"
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        Wisconsin Father (To Ford): "Excuse me. Could you tell us how to get to Mann's Chinese Theater?"

        Ford: "Go back to Michigan, asswipe".
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          Wisconsin Father: "Oh, we're from Wisconsin!"

          Ford: "Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here!"
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            Ford Fairlane (first mocking Colleen): I'm very rich. Nothing offends me.
            Ford Fairlane: No kidding!!! You got a whip sticking out of your a** and a f***** guy barking at you!!!!
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              Ford Fairlane (after killing Smiley): Thanks for working. Thanks for being a jerkoff. Mano to mano. What the heck does mano to mano mean? I mean, use your head. Snapperhead.
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                Ford Fairlane: You're a jerkoff. That's what I think of you.
                Lt. Amos: No, I called you a jerkoff because that's what you are.
                Ford Fairlane: Jerkoff.
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                  Ford: (To The Camera) "You didn't actually think we were gonna kill the koala, did you?"
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                    Ford: "I'm sick of the fun".

                    Jazz: "What? I'm not fun?"
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                      Ford:
                      Im so terrifical ive got my own number, 1-800-UNBELIVEABE!!!!!!
                      -Ford