The Adventures of Ford Fairlane Quotes
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      Ford:
      Perfect end to a perfect evening huh?
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        Ford:
        Un-f*****believable eh?
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          Girls:
          Qantas, Jujubes, Salcido, Ford Fairlane. Qantas, Jujubes, Salcido, Ford Fairlane.
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            Ford: (Impersonating John Travolta while falling off the Capitol Records building) "My hair! My hair!"
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              Wisconsin Father (To Ford): "Excuse me. Could you tell us how to get to Mann's Chinese Theater?"

              Ford: "Go back to Michigan, asswipe".
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                Wisconsin Father: "Oh, we're from Wisconsin!"

                Ford: "Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here!"
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                  Ford Fairlane (first mocking Colleen): I'm very rich. Nothing offends me.
                  Ford Fairlane: No kidding!!! You got a whip sticking out of your a** and a f***** guy barking at you!!!!
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                    Ford Fairlane (after killing Smiley): Thanks for working. Thanks for being a jerkoff. Mano to mano. What the heck does mano to mano mean? I mean, use your head. Snapperhead.
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                      Ford Fairlane: You're a jerkoff. That's what I think of you.
                      Lt. Amos: No, I called you a jerkoff because that's what you are.
                      Ford Fairlane: Jerkoff.
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                        Ford:
                        (To The Camera) "You didn't actually think we were gonna kill the koala, did you?"
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                          Ford: "I'm sick of the fun".

                          Jazz: "What? I'm not fun?"
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                            Ford:
                            Im so terrifical ive got my own number, 1-800-UNBELIVEABE!!!!!!
                            -Ford