Super Mario Brothers Quotes
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    2614
      Cop: "Plumbers!"
      Luigi: "No, he is. I'm just apprenticing"

      -Cop & Luigi
      2613
        Mario:Hey you can`t do that he was playing music
        Koopa police:We can to Koopa`s orders
        2612
          " i am mario mario and he is lugi mario "
          - mario and lugi

          super mario bros.
          2611
            Where's my pizza?
            -King Koopa
            2610
              Dinosaur in intro:
              You know, it just dont get no better than this
              -Dinosaur in intro
              2609
                Iggy:
                Was she corpulent? Very corpulent?
                -Iggy
                2608
                  Mario and Koopa:
                  Mario: What single-celled organism did you evolve from?
                  Koopa: Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king, thank you very much.
                  -Mario and Koopa
                  2607
                    Koopa:
                    Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time (snickers)..... the princess.
                    -Koopa
                    2606
                      Toad:
                      Hey guys, cheer up! Things could get wrose. *starts to sing* Ain't got no water, anywhere! Foods bad....so's the air! Ain't go no resources, in a great big stupor! All because of, the evil King Koopa~!
                      -Toad
                      2605
                        Mario and Luigi:
                        Luigi: We must have been knocked and woke up in the Brooklyn of the future.

                        Mario: Or the Bronx of today. No wonder they tell you never to come down here.
                        -Mario and Luigi
                        2604
                          mario:
                          we froze the pipes, were going for a ride
                          -mario
                          2603
                            big burtha:
                            use the stompers, put in a cartridge and put your heals together
                            -big burtha
                            2602
                              Mario and Luigi:
                              Mario-"I know we went under the river, but this CAN'T be Manhattan!"
                              Luigi-"I don't know, I haven't been to Manhattan in a couple of weeks."
                              Mario-"Must've been a BAD couple of weeks!"
                              -Mario and Luigi
                              2601
                                Mario:
                                "My god...it's like Upper Manhatten down here!" *watches a guy fall off the guardrail with his bike*
                                -Mario
                                2600
                                  Mario (to King Koopa):
                                  Come and get it lizard lips.
                                  -Mario (to King Koopa)
                                  2599
                                    Mario and Luigi:
                                    Glug glug glug!!
                                    -Mario and Luigi
                                    2598
                                      Mario:
                                      Mama Mia!
                                      -Mario
                                      2597
                                        Mario:
                                        Strap your belt on, kid..we're goin in
                                        -Mario
                                        2596
                                          Iggy:
                                          Aha! Big Bertha! The bouncer at the Boom Boom Bar!
                                          -Iggy
                                          2595
                                            Koopa:
                                            Where do humans come from again? Oh, I used to know it...it's rabbits, or something...
                                            -Koopa