Super Mario Brothers Quotes
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    2617
      Sergeant Simon: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?
      Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
      2616
        Luigi: Anything is possible, Mario, you just gotta believe in it.
        2615
          Mario: How are we gonna get in there? I got two words for you: Im-possible.
          Luigi: Nothing is impossible, Mario. Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible.
          2614
            Cop: "Plumbers!"
            Luigi: "No, he is. I'm just apprenticing"

            -Cop & Luigi
            2613
              Mario:Hey you can`t do that he was playing music
              Koopa police:We can to Koopa`s orders
              2612
                " i am mario mario and he is lugi mario "
                - mario and lugi

                super mario bros.
                2611
                  Where's my pizza?
                  -King Koopa
                  2610
                    Dinosaur in intro:
                    You know, it just dont get no better than this
                    -Dinosaur in intro
                    2609
                      Iggy:
                      Was she corpulent? Very corpulent?
                      -Iggy
                      2608
                        Mario and Koopa:
                        Mario: What single-celled organism did you evolve from?
                        Koopa: Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king, thank you very much.
                        -Mario and Koopa
                        2607
                          Koopa:
                          Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time (snickers)..... the princess.
                          -Koopa
                          2606
                            Toad:
                            Hey guys, cheer up! Things could get wrose. *starts to sing* Ain't got no water, anywhere! Foods bad....so's the air! Ain't go no resources, in a great big stupor! All because of, the evil King Koopa~!
                            -Toad
                            2605
                              Mario and Luigi:
                              Luigi: We must have been knocked and woke up in the Brooklyn of the future.

                              Mario: Or the Bronx of today. No wonder they tell you never to come down here.
                              -Mario and Luigi
                              2604
                                mario:
                                we froze the pipes, were going for a ride
                                -mario
                                2603
                                  big burtha:
                                  use the stompers, put in a cartridge and put your heals together
                                  -big burtha
                                  2602
                                    Mario and Luigi:
                                    Mario-"I know we went under the river, but this CAN'T be Manhattan!"
                                    Luigi-"I don't know, I haven't been to Manhattan in a couple of weeks."
                                    Mario-"Must've been a BAD couple of weeks!"
                                    -Mario and Luigi
                                    2601
                                      Mario:
                                      "My god...it's like Upper Manhatten down here!" *watches a guy fall off the guardrail with his bike*
                                      -Mario
                                      2600
                                        Mario (to King Koopa):
                                        Come and get it lizard lips.
                                        -Mario (to King Koopa)
                                        2599
                                          Mario and Luigi:
                                          Glug glug glug!!
                                          -Mario and Luigi
                                          2598
                                            Mario:
                                            Mama Mia!
                                            -Mario