Super Mario Brothers Quotes
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    2637
      Luigi: Isn't this a little bit feminine?
      Iggy: Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's.
      2636
        Luigi: It is an honor to meet you sir, and a pleasure, and I just wanna thank you for all your help.
        Mario: Come on, Luigi. You'll be talking to the mildew in the shower next.
        2635
          Luigi: Do you eat?
          Princess Daisy: Yes.
          Luigi: Dinner?
          Princess Daisy: Yes.
          Luigi: Tonight?
          2634
            Iggy: He's not gonna kill us. He's not that nice.
            2633
              TV Reporter: I'd call them the "Super" Mario Brothers.
              2632
                Mario: Hey! You must be the girls! The missing girls from Brooklyn!
                Daniella: Yeah, except for Angelica. She's from Queens, but she's all right.
                2631
                  King Koopa: Hand out the devolution guns! Prepare for destiny!... Where's my pizza?
                  2630
                    Mario: Hey, the name's Mario. I'm your main man, your ram-a-dame, your can of spam...
                    2629
                      Mario: What single-celled organism did you evolve from?
                      King Koopa: Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king, thank you very much.
                      2628
                        King Koopa: You may think of evolution as... an upward process. Things evolve from primeval slime, up to single-celled organisms, up to... intelligent life. De-evolution, of course, works the opposite way. Back to... simpler forms. For instance, even our musical friend Toad... can become... a loyal child of the royal family: Goombas!
                        2627
                          Luigi: Wow, you mean there were dinosaurs here in Brooklyn?
                          Mario: Relax, Luigi. There used to be Dodgers here too.
                          2626
                            King Koopa: I'll kill that plumber.
                            2625
                              Toad: Say, what's another word that rhymes with dimension?
                              Mario: Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it so shut up.
                              2624
                                King Koopa: One evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?
                                2623
                                  Mario: Mario Brothers Plumbing, no leak too small.
                                  2622
                                    Mario: Great, a building with athlete's foot.
                                    2621
                                      King Koopa: Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.
                                      2620
                                        King Koopa: My, my, someone got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning.
                                        2619
                                          Princess Daisy: I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat anything with a face.
                                          2618
                                            Luigi: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?