Super Mario Brothers Quotes
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      Iggy: He's not gonna kill us. He's not that nice.
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        TV Reporter: I'd call them the "Super" Mario Brothers.
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          Mario: Hey! You must be the girls! The missing girls from Brooklyn!
          Daniella: Yeah, except for Angelica. She's from Queens, but she's all right.
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            King Koopa: Hand out the devolution guns! Prepare for destiny!... Where's my pizza?
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              Mario: Hey, the name's Mario. I'm your main man, your ram-a-dame, your can of spam...
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                Mario: What single-celled organism did you evolve from?
                King Koopa: Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king, thank you very much.
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                  King Koopa: You may think of evolution as... an upward process. Things evolve from primeval slime, up to single-celled organisms, up to... intelligent life. De-evolution, of course, works the opposite way. Back to... simpler forms. For instance, even our musical friend Toad... can become... a loyal child of the royal family: Goombas!
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                    Luigi: Wow, you mean there were dinosaurs here in Brooklyn?
                    Mario: Relax, Luigi. There used to be Dodgers here too.
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                      King Koopa: I'll kill that plumber.
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                        Toad: Say, what's another word that rhymes with dimension?
                        Mario: Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it so shut up.
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                          King Koopa: One evil, egg sucking son of a snake. Did I lie?
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                            Mario: Mario Brothers Plumbing, no leak too small.
                            2622
                              Mario: Great, a building with athlete's foot.
                              2621
                                King Koopa: Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.
                                2620
                                  King Koopa: My, my, someone got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning.
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                                    Princess Daisy: I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat anything with a face.
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                                      Luigi: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
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                                        Sergeant Simon: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?
                                        Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
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                                          Luigi: Anything is possible, Mario, you just gotta believe in it.
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                                            Mario: How are we gonna get in there? I got two words for you: Im-possible.
                                            Luigi: Nothing is impossible, Mario. Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible.