Super Mario Brothers Quotes
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      Mario: Everybody's got tap water! 3 bucks!
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        Mario: Everybody's got tap water! 3 bucks!
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          Luigi: I'm gonna kill 'em!
          Mario: No, you're not gonna kill 'em, not if I get there first. I'm gonna break every bone in their body, and then I'm gonna kill 'em. I'm really gonna kill 'em!
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            Sergeant Simon: The Goombas are dancing again.
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              Mario: Treat your tools like a friend. Keep 'em by you. Lever let 'em down, and they're always at your side.
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                King Koopa: My my. You have let yourself go. You see? I'm not such a bad guy. You always wanted to be everywhere, well now you are. And let me tell you something: you can go ahead and choke this little mushroom kingdom all you want. Cuz I'm outta here! I'm out into the bigger world! I got me a couple of plumbers bringing me the rest of the meteorite. Soon to be dead plumbers. And by the way, you really ought to try to pull yourself back together again. Slime bucket!
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                  King Koopa: I'm Larry Lazard, of "Lazard, Lazard, Conda, Dactyl, & Cohen".
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                    Princess Daisy: You must be the great Koopa.
                    King Koopa: That I am.
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                      Mario: Scapelli. They beat us to it again! Another lost job!
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                        Luigi: Cuz, you see, Mario here brought me up. He's been like my mother my whole life.
                        Mario: Hey!
                        Luigi: Ok, ok, my father, all right? And my uncle, cousin, and everybody
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                          King Koopa: And you know what they say about little girls, don't you? They say they never forget the first time they're kissed by a lizard.
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                            Princess Daisy: These are all strange new species. Look at this, the way these bones fit here, and the opposable thumb. It's almost as if he were a monster trying to be a human being. It's beautiful.
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                              King Koopa: Look at this place. Pathetic. It gets worse every day. The humans on the other side have a world full of resources. Ready for the taking. Imagine: an endless supply of food, clean air, water. And what are we stuck with? This... pithole, germs everywhere, fungus. For 65 million years, we've been exhiled here after the meteorite stuck while mammals roamed freely in the other dimension!
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                                King Koopa: Loyal, lethal... and stupid.
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                                  Spike: They say it's "dog".
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                                    Luigi: Hey, Mario! Right now on Miraculous World, this guy just found out he was in another dimension.
                                    Mario: The only thing miraculous I know is that we're still eating while we're going broke.
                                    Luigi: We aint going broke, Mario, we're already there!
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                                      Mario: Daniella! I promised to take her to Wrestlemania.
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                                        Luigi: Isn't this a little bit feminine?
                                        Iggy: Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's.
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                                          Luigi: It is an honor to meet you sir, and a pleasure, and I just wanna thank you for all your help.
                                          Mario: Come on, Luigi. You'll be talking to the mildew in the shower next.
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                                            Luigi: Do you eat?
                                            Princess Daisy: Yes.
                                            Luigi: Dinner?
                                            Princess Daisy: Yes.
                                            Luigi: Tonight?