2589
"I would never have sex with you, ever. If you ever the last man on Earth and I was the woman on Earth, and the face of the human race depended on our having sex simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you."-Vanessa
"What's your point, Vanessa?"-Austin
"What's your point, Vanessa?"-Austin
2588
"Care for some sake?"-Alotta Fagina
"Sake it to me,baby!"-Austin
"Sake it to me,baby!"-Austin
2587
Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
2586
Austin Powers:
My god Vanessa's got a fabulous body. And I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn't just say that outloud.
-Austin Powers
-Austin Powers
2585
Austin Powers:
Who does number two work for? Who does number two work for?
-Austin Powers
-Austin Powers
2584
Quartermaster Clerk:
One Swedish-made Penis Enlarger Pump.
-Quartermaster Clerk
-Quartermaster Clerk
2583
Austin Powers:
Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
-Austin Powers
-Austin Powers
2582
Austin Powers:
Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whores bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father!
-Austin Powers
-Austin Powers
2581
Dr. Evil:
Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
-Dr. Evil
-Dr. Evil
2580
Austin Powers:
I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
-Austin Powers
-Austin Powers
2579
Vanessa Kensington:
Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
-Vanessa Kensington
-Vanessa Kensington
2578
Quartermaster Clerk:
One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
-Quartermaster Clerk
-Quartermaster Clerk
2577
Austin Powers:
I never forget a pussy... cat.
-Austin Powers
-Austin Powers
2576
Austin Powers:
She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.
-Austin Powers
-Austin Powers
2575
Austin Powers:
Yeah, baby, yeah
-Austin Powers
-Austin Powers
2574
Austin Powers:
That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
-Austin Powers
-Austin Powers
2573
Austin Powers:
Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!
-Austin Powers
-Austin Powers
2572
Austin Powers:
Does that make you HORNY?
-Austin Powers
-Austin Powers
2571
Austin:
Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.
-Austin
-Austin
2570
Dr. Evil:
That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!
-Dr. Evil
-Dr. Evil
