Home Alone Quotes
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    2545
      Kate McCalister:
      Somebody pick up." (louder, but hurriedly) "PICK-UP!
      -Kate McCalister
      2544
        Harry:
        Merry Christmas, little fella! We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone!
        -Harry
        2543
          Buzz:
          Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my taranchula.
          -Buzz
          2542
            Kevin:
            Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!
            -Kevin
            2541
              Buzz:
              KEVIN?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!!
              -Buzz
              2540
                Harry:
                Hiya, pal. We outsmarted you this time."
                -Harry
                2539
                  Buzz:
                  I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
                  -Buzz
                  2538
                    Kevin:
                    I made my family disappear!
                    -Kevin
                    2537
                      Uncle Frank:
                      Look what you did, you little *jerk!*"
                      -Uncle Frank
                      2536
                        Kevin McCallister:
                        Kevin McCallister: Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!
                        -Kevin McCallister
                        2535
                          Furnace Kevin:
                          Furnace: Ha, ha, ha. Hello, Kevin. Ha, ha, ha. Kevin: Shut up.

                          -Furnace Kevin
                          2534
                            Kevin McCallister:
                            Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
                            -Kevin McCallister
                            2533
                              Harry Marv:
                              *Why the hell did you take your shoes off?* *Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?*
                              -Harry Marv
                              2532
                                Marv:
                                Marv: We're the wet bandits!

                                -Marv
                                2531
                                  Kevin:
                                  Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!

                                  -Kevin
                                  2530
                                    Harry:
                                    Harry: I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener.
                                    -Harry
                                    2529
                                      Clerk Kevin:
                                      Clerk: Are you here all by yourself? Kevin: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.

                                      -Clerk Kevin
                                      2528
                                        Kate McCallister Kevin McCallister:
                                        Kate: Say good night, Kevin. Kevin: "Good night, Kevin."
                                        -Kate McCallister Kevin McCallister
                                        2527
                                          Jeff McCallister:
                                          Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you're such a disease.

                                          -Jeff McCallister
                                          2526
                                            Kevin McCallister:
                                            Kevin : A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
                                            -Kevin McCallister