Home Alone Quotes
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    2543
      Buzz:
      Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my taranchula.
      -Buzz
      2542
        Kevin:
        Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!
        -Kevin
        2541
          Buzz:
          KEVIN?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!!
          -Buzz
          2540
            Harry:
            Hiya, pal. We outsmarted you this time."
            -Harry
            2539
              Buzz:
              I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
              -Buzz
              2538
                Kevin:
                I made my family disappear!
                -Kevin
                2537
                  Uncle Frank:
                  Look what you did, you little *jerk!*"
                  -Uncle Frank
                  2536
                    Kevin McCallister:
                    Kevin McCallister: Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!
                    -Kevin McCallister
                    2535
                      Furnace Kevin:
                      Furnace: Ha, ha, ha. Hello, Kevin. Ha, ha, ha. Kevin: Shut up.

                      -Furnace Kevin
                      2534
                        Kevin McCallister:
                        Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
                        -Kevin McCallister
                        2533
                          Harry Marv:
                          *Why the hell did you take your shoes off?* *Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?*
                          -Harry Marv
                          2532
                            Marv:
                            Marv: We're the wet bandits!

                            -Marv
                            2531
                              Kevin:
                              Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!

                              -Kevin
                              2530
                                Harry:
                                Harry: I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener.
                                -Harry
                                2529
                                  Clerk Kevin:
                                  Clerk: Are you here all by yourself? Kevin: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.

                                  -Clerk Kevin
                                  2528
                                    Kate McCallister Kevin McCallister:
                                    Kate: Say good night, Kevin. Kevin: "Good night, Kevin."
                                    -Kate McCallister Kevin McCallister
                                    2527
                                      Jeff McCallister:
                                      Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you're such a disease.

                                      -Jeff McCallister
                                      2526
                                        Kevin McCallister:
                                        Kevin : A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
                                        -Kevin McCallister
                                        2525
                                          Gangster 'Johnny':
                                          Keep the change, you filthy animal!

                                          -Gangster 'Johnny'
                                          2524
                                            Gangster 'Johnny':
                                            Hey, I'm going to give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly face out of my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!
                                            -Gangster 'Johnny'