Home Alone Quotes | Retro Junk

2543

Buzz:

Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my taranchula.
-Buzz

2542

Kevin:

Buzz, I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!
-Kevin

2541

Buzz:

KEVIN?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!!
-Buzz

2540

Harry:

Hiya, pal. We outsmarted you this time."
-Harry

2539

Buzz:

I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
-Buzz

2538

Kevin:

I made my family disappear!
-Kevin

2537

Uncle Frank:

Look what you did, you little *jerk!*"
-Uncle Frank

2536

Kevin McCallister:

Kevin McCallister: Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!
-Kevin McCallister

2535

Furnace Kevin:

Furnace: Ha, ha, ha. Hello, Kevin. Ha, ha, ha. Kevin: Shut up.

-Furnace Kevin

2534

Kevin McCallister:

Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
-Kevin McCallister

2533

Harry Marv:

*Why the hell did you take your shoes off?* *Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?*
-Harry Marv

2532

Marv:

Marv: We're the wet bandits!

-Marv

2531

Kevin:

Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!

-Kevin

2530

Harry:

Harry: I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartener.
-Harry

2529

Clerk Kevin:

Clerk: Are you here all by yourself? Kevin: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.

-Clerk Kevin

2528

Kate McCallister Kevin McCallister:

Kate: Say good night, Kevin. Kevin: "Good night, Kevin."
-Kate McCallister Kevin McCallister

2527

Jeff McCallister:

Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you're such a disease.

-Jeff McCallister

2526

Kevin McCallister:

Kevin : A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.
-Kevin McCallister

2525

Gangster 'Johnny':

Keep the change, you filthy animal!

-Gangster 'Johnny'

2524

Gangster 'Johnny':

Hey, I'm going to give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly face out of my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!
-Gangster 'Johnny'

Home Alone (1990)