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    9422
      Stan: You're light as air.
      Darcy: Yeah, so is a blimp.
      Stan: But a blimp can't dance.
      9421
        Darcy: I tried on my dress, for the prom, I look like a Thanksgiving Day float. Also I'm itching everywhere, my ankles are fat, there's something hanging out of my butt, the article's not going good and now I need a haircut.
        Stan: There's something hanging out of your what?
        Darcy: Well, when you're pregnant, sometimes you get hemorroids, okay?
        Stan: Bummer.
        9420
          Stan: Oh no, my wife is not gonna get a job!
          Darcy: Oh great Stan, you sound just like Fred Flintstone.
          9419
            Darcy: How could you name our baby Theodosia?
            Stan: We needed a name for a the birth certificate, I asked you what you wanted!
            Darcy: It sounds like a greek fishing boat, or a crater on the moon or something!
            9418
              Darcy: Oh my God! My God, it's huge, it's a monster! It's a giant boa-constrictor, get that thing away from me, get it away, put it aways before it kills somebody!
              9417
                Mr. Bobrucz: You, Fife, can take your French fruit and stuff it up your big bird!
                9416
                  Michaela: How can you be so smart and so dumb?
                  9415
                    Michaela: I love it when the smart kids try to be so stupid.
                    9414
                      Stan: You don't take care of bills by stuffing them in a shoebox!... We'll do less entertaining! And there is no reason on God's green earth that we have to have chocolate milk in the fridge at all times! Or French goddamn roast goddamn coffee, with goddamn cinnamon!
                      9413
                        Mr. Babrucz: Young lady you need to learn how to keep your mouth shut and your legs crossed!
                        9412
                          Darcy Elliot: "I'm pregnant. Could you pass the turnips?"