Better Off Dead Quotes
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      Charles Demar: "I just realized something, this is PURE snow. (snorts some) I just froze the right side of my brain!"
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        Ricky's Mom:
        RICKY !!! Do something to him!!!!!
        -Ricky's Mom
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          Charles Demar:
          I could be home Drinking this Monster Eggnog my brother makes with Lighterfluid
          -Charles Demar
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            French Girl:
            ...And he's always touching me withis...his...his testicles! (No, you mean tentacles!)
            -French Girl
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              Paperboy:
              Two dollars, I want my two dollars.
              -Paperboy