2493
Murtaugh: (After Riggs nearly kills himself) "You're not trying to draw a psycho pension. You really ARE crazy!"
2492
Riggs: "The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker."
Murtaugh: "You sure?"
Riggs: "Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole."
Murtaugh: "You sure?"
Riggs: "Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole."
2491
Riggs: "I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves."
2490
Murtaugh: (Watching Mr. Joshua panting) "Get that shit off my lawn!"
2489
Riggs: "How about it, Jack? Would you like a shot at the title?"
Mr. Joshua: "Don't mind if I do."
Mr. Joshua: "Don't mind if I do."
2488
Mr. Joshua: (Stealing a woman's car) "Mind if I test drive your Audi?"
2487
Riggs: (Looking at a fancy house) "Think I saw this house on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless..."
2485
Riggs: "You want me to drive?" Murtaugh: "No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? *I'LL* drive." Riggs: "Anybody who drives around in this town *IS* suicidal."
2484
Riggs: (Exiting the club with Murtaugh and Rianne) "What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? 'Let's get the flock out of here!'"
2483
Murtaugh: "Have you ever met anybody you DIDN'T kill?"
Riggs: "I haven't killed you yet!"
Riggs: "I haven't killed you yet!"
2482
Murtaugh: (To Dixie the hooker): "All dressed up and no one to blow!".
2481
Riggs: (To the suicidal office worker) "Do you REALLY wanna jump?"
2480
Martin Riggs:
Well waddaya wanna hear man!? Do you wanna hear that sometimes i feel like eating a bullet! hah? well I do, I've even got a special one for the occasion look with a hollowed point make sure it blows the back of my brains out do the job right!
-Martin Riggs
-Martin Riggs
2479
Roger Murtaugh:
I'm getting too old for this shit.
-Roger Murtaugh
-Roger Murtaugh
