Joe Versus the Volcano Quotes
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      GRAYNAMORE:Have I come at a bad time?
      JOE: Yeah. No. I don't know how to answer that question.
      9409
        DEDE: Where are you?
        JOE: I'm right here.
        DEDE: I wish I was where you are,Joe.
        9408
          JOE: What exactly is a typhoon?
          PATRICIA:You know, Joe, I think you're going to find out.
          9407
            Luggage Salesman: Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks?
            Joe Banks: No.
            Luggage Salesman: It's the central preoccupation of my life.
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              GRAYNAMORE:He told me your news. I hope you won't be angry with him. He thought you and I might be able to help each other. Got any whiskey?

              [Joe shakes his head. Graynamore produces a pipe.]
              GRAYNAMORE: I want to hire you, Joe Banks. I want you... to jump into a volcano.

              JOE: I do have some whiskey.
              9405
                Waponi Chief: Do you want to marry him?
                Patricia: Yes.
                Waponi Chief: Do you want to marry her?
                Joe Banks: Yes.
                Waponi Chief: Good. You're married.
                9404
                  Angelica: Would you like to hear one of my poems?
                  Joe Banks: Sure.
                  Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand... Would you like to hear it again?
                  Joe Banks: Ok.
                  Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand.
                  9403
                    Joe: And Frank, the coffee. It stinks. It tastes like arsenic. These lights give me a headache; if they don't give you a headache, you must be dead, so let's arrange the funeral!