2462
Adrian Cronauer:
(In response to Sgt. Maj. Dickerson's "what does three up and three down mean to you.") "The end of an inning"
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2461
Sgt. Maj. Dickerson:
What does three up and three down mean to you, Airman
-Sgt. Maj. Dickerson
-Sgt. Maj. Dickerson
2460
Adrian Cronauer:
He is in the most dire need of a blowjob than any other white man in history
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2459
Edward Garlick:
We got one letter from a man who thought that Hauk's comedy was "visionary and interesting." The other eleven hundred calls say that the man can't do comedy to save his dick!... That's a direct quote, sir.
-Edward Garlick
-Edward Garlick
2458
Adrian Cronauer:
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2457
Adrian Cronauer:
Goooooooood morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.!
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2456
Adrian Cronauer:
Mantovani? They feed Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs!
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2455
Lt. Steven Hauk:
First of all, don't make fun of the weather here, and don't say the weather is the same all the time here. Because it's not. In fact, it's two degrees colder today than yesterday.
-Lt. Steven Hauk
-Lt. Steven Hauk
2454
Lt. Steven Hauk:
Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.
-Lt. Steven Hauk
-Lt. Steven Hauk
2453
Adrian Cronauer:
What is the difference between the Cub Scouts and the military? Bzzzzzt! Cub Scouts don't have heavy artillery!
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2452
Adrian Cronauer:
You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hamps
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2451
Private Abersold:
I don't know, Lieutenant, I guess it means good morning, Vietnam.
-Private Abersold
-Private Abersold
2450
Adrian Cronauer:
Here's a news flash: Today President Lyndon Johnson passed a highway beautification bill. The bill basically said that his daughters could not drive in a convertible on public highways.
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2449
Adrian Cronauer:
She's beautiful and quick. Speed up, check her stamina. Oh my God, they're quick, they're fast, and small. Ha, ha, ha, ha! I feel like a fox in a chicken coop!
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2448
Adrian Cronauer:
Aw, Edward, you don't understand. I've been on a small Greek island with a lot of women who look like Zorba, I never thought I'd find women attractive ever again. And now that I do, you won't even turn the car around? Thanks a lot.
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2447
Adrian Cronauer:
Mayday! Mayday! Dragon-Lady with incredible figure at 11 o'clock! Stop the car.
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2446
Adrian Cronauer:
What's the demilitarized zone? It sounds like something from the Wizard of Oz "Oh no don't go in there!" "Ohhh wee ohh. Ho Chi Minn." "Oh look you've landed in Saigon. You're amongst the little people now." "We represent the ARVN army, the ARVN
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2445
Edward Garlick:
What will you do, sir? What will you do? What will you do with your time?
-Edward Garlick
-Edward Garlick
2444
Adrian Cronauer:
In the dictionary under "asshole" it says "See him."
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
2443
Adrian Cronauer:
Oh, I don't know. There are plenty of things I can think of. Maybe go downtown and try to find a Vietnamese man named "Phil."
-Adrian Cronauer
-Adrian Cronauer
