9299
Porthos, D'Artagnan:
Random Villian: It's Porthos the Pirate! AAAAH!
[Villans jump overboard]
D'Artagnan: Pirate?
Porthos: I told you I was famous.
-Porthos, D'Artagnan
[Villans jump overboard]
D'Artagnan: Pirate?
Porthos: I told you I was famous.
-Porthos, D'Artagnan
9298
Porthos and Athos:
Porthos: Champagne?
Athos: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.
Porthos: You're right - something red.
-Porthos and Athos
Athos: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.
Porthos: You're right - something red.
-Porthos and Athos
9297
Porthos:
AH-HA! The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber!
-Porthos
-Porthos
9296
Porthos:
This axe was a gift to me by the Czarina of Tokyo!
-Porthos
-Porthos
9295
Porthos:
Little pimple...meet me behind the Luxemburg at 1:00, and bring a LONG wooden box.
-Porthos
-Porthos
9294
Porthos and D'Artagnan:
Porthos: Don't tell me you've never heard of me...
D'Artagnan: Who? The world's biggest windbag?
-Porthos and D'Artagnan
D'Artagnan: Who? The world's biggest windbag?
-Porthos and D'Artagnan
9293
Porthos:
This sash was a gift to me by the Queen of America!
-Porthos
-Porthos
9292
Porthos:
Go home; find a wench. Raise fat babies, and live a good, long life.
-Porthos
-Porthos
9291
Porthos and Athos:
Porthos: Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
Athos: Why not?
Porthos: Because I'm fighting him!
-Porthos and Athos
Athos: Why not?
Porthos: Because I'm fighting him!
-Porthos and Athos
9290
Girard and D'Artagnan:
Girard: My brothers will avenge me...
D'Artagnan: (sees men coming over hill on horses) Already?!
-Girard and D'Artagnan
D'Artagnan: (sees men coming over hill on horses) Already?!
-Girard and D'Artagnan
9289
Cardinal Richelieu:
All for one...and more for me!
-Cardinal Richelieu
-Cardinal Richelieu
9288
Aramis:
Is he a man of God or a man of gold?
-Aramis
-Aramis
9287
Girard:
D'Artagnan! Don't lose your head!
-Girard
-Girard
9286
Aramis:
Ah...hello again, Cyclops...
-Aramis
-Aramis
9285
Richelieu and Lady DeWinter:
Richelieu: Let me warn you that with a snap of my fingers, I can send you back to the block where I found you!
DeWinter: (knife pointed at cardinal's "manhood") And with a flick of my wrist...I could change your religion.
-Richelieu and Lady DeWinter
DeWinter: (knife pointed at cardinal's "manhood") And with a flick of my wrist...I could change your religion.
-Richelieu and Lady DeWinter
9284
Lady DeWinter:
I don't believe you suffer the burden of chastity.
-Lady DeWinter
-Lady DeWinter
9283
Porthos:
Rochefort...isn't that a smelly kind of a cheese?
-Porthos
-Porthos
9282
Porthos:
You, boy...are selfish, pig-headed, and arrogant...I like that...it reminds me of me!
-Porthos
-Porthos
9281
Aramis:
Oh, thank you...you broke my fall perfectly.
-Aramis
-Aramis
9280
Porthos:
Gaw, I love my work!
-Porthos
-Porthos
