Ernest Goes to Camp Quotes
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      Nurse St. Cloud: If he had faith in The Great One, the knife would not cut him. If he had courage; true courage, the rock would not break him. If the brave was pure of heart, the arrow could not catch him.
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        Ernest P. Worrell: You see these hands? Huh? Huh? You see them? If I put them in my pockets I will be arrested for concealing lethal weapons.
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          Mr. Tipton: Have you ever held a leadership position?
          Ernest P. Worrell: I had a ant farm once.
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            Mr. Tipton: What happened?
            Chief St. Cloud: Ernest broke the sign.
            Mr. Tipton: Well, at least nobody was hurt.
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              [Ernest is getting his shots and is in pain]
              Ernest P. Worrell: I did it! I took the Lindbergh baby! I am 'Josef Mengele' qv! AAAHHH!
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                Counselor Stennis: You're gonna learn to swim the Stennis way.