Ernest Rides Again Quotes
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      Oh, no, it's that crazy doctor, in the Batmobile.
      --Ernest
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        You need a CAT Scan, Ernest!
        --Dr. Abner Mellon to Ernest when riding on a cannon
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          Chorus at the beginning:
          There once was a man named Ernest--Ernest P. Worrell!
          -Chorus at the beginning
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            Mighty Workboy Salesmen:
            (song) Oh, I'm the Mighty Workboy, and I will work for you! I'll handle all your vaccuming, and wash your dishes, too!
            -Mighty Workboy Salesmen
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              Ernest:
              Hey, ya got somethin' on yer shirt...
              -Ernest
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                Ernest:
                Hey...hey, Dr. Melon! Isn't this one of those lizards that if you pull the tail off, it'll grow another lizard?
                -Ernest