Tommy Boy Quotes
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    2280
      Tommy:
      That'll Leave A Mark
      -Tommy
      2279
        richard:
        ugh I can actually hear you getting fatter!
        -richard
        2278
          tommy:
          hey I tell you what, you can get a good look at a butcher's ass
          by sticking your head up there but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
          -tommy
          2277
            Tommy:
            YOU BETTER PRAY TO THE GOD THAT THIS WIND DOESN'T PICK UP!! CUZ ILL COME OVER THERE AND JAM AN ORE UP YOUR ASS!!
            -Tommy
            2276
              Tommy and Jimmy:
              Tommy: Hey, these MnM's have a thin shell coating.
              Richard: Your head has a thick shell coating.
              Tommy: Well, YOUR head has a thick...uh...er...SHUTTUP, RICHARD!!
              -Tommy and Jimmy
              2275
                Random Kid:
                Hey, lady! There's a beached whale in your boat!!
                -Random Kid
                2274
                  Random Kid:
                  Hey, Gilligan, did you eat the Skipper?
                  -Random Kid
                  2273
                    Tommy's:
                    LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE SPAZOIDS, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, AND I'VE SEEN WHERE YOU SLEEP! AND I HOPE YOUR MOTHERS CRY WHEN THEY SEE WHAT I'VE DONE TO YOU!!!!
                    -Tommy's
                    2272
                      Tommy & Richard:
                      Tommy: You know lots of people go to college for seven years,
                      Richard: Yeah, there called doctors.
                      -Tommy & Richard
                      2271
                        Tommy:
                        Tommy (to Richard): If I wanted a kiss I would've called your mother.
                        -Tommy
                        2270
                          Tommy and Richard:
                          Tommy: hey does this suit make me look fat
                          Richard: no, your face does
                          -Tommy and Richard
                          2269
                            Tommy:
                            Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees Everywhere! God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh off!
                            -Tommy
                            2268
                              Tommy:
                              Holy Shnikes!
                              -Tommy
                              2267
                                Tommy and Richard:
                                Tommy: I left a message.
                                Richard Hayden: Really, what number did you call?
                                Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
                                Richard Hayden: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
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                                -Tommy and Richard
                                2266
                                  Tommy:
                                  Fat guy in a little coat!
                                  -Tommy
                                  2265
                                    Tommy:
                                    No offence, but if I sent a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school, she'd definitely be boner-of-the-month.
                                    -Tommy
                                    2264
                                      Tommy:
                                      I was checking the, uh, s... specs on the end line for the rotary girder. I'm retarded.
                                      -Tommy
                                      2263
                                        Tommy:
                                        Richard, who's your favorite Little Rascal, Alfalfa, or is it Spanky?
                                        -Tommy
                                        2262
                                          Tommy:
                                          Sorry, Parden Me. Can I just check this out? D-plus? Oh, my god. I passed! I passed! Oh, man! I got a D-Plus! I'm going to graduate!
                                          -Tommy
                                          2261
                                            Tommy:
                                            Apparently they give a lot fewer D-pluses than D-minuses. It's not a grade they like to give out. I'll tell you that right now.
                                            -Tommy