Tommy Boy Quotes
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      Richard: "Housekeeping. You want me for pillow?"
      Tommy: "Please go away, let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
      2299
        Richard: "Try association. If the average person uses 10% of their brain, how much do you use? 1 and 1/2%. The rest is clogged with malted hopps and bong resin."
        2298
          Tommy: "I'd better not. I have what doctors call, little bit of a weight problem."
          2297
            Tommy: "Man did i get dousched with mud!"
            Paul: "Hey Chucko, that doesn't smell like mud."
            2296
              Paul: "These shoes are Italian, they're worth more than your life."
              2295
                Tommy: "Need a little wind here."
                2294
                  Tommy imitating his father: "Quit playing with your dingy!"
                  2293
                    Secuity Guard to news camera: After he hit me many many many many times on the head, i had to give him my gun......I got kids."
                    2292
                      Secuity Guard to news camera: After he hit me many many many many times on the head, i had to give him my gun......I got kids."
                      2291
                        Tommy: " Hey i can stick my head up a bulls ass but id rather takes the butchers word for it."
                        2290
                          Richard: "Your dad could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves."
                          2289
                            Ted: Okay, I'll buy from you. Tommy: Well, that's-- Richard and Tommy: What?

                            Ted, Tommy & Richard
                            2288
                              Tommy: (singing) "Fat guy in a little coat... Fat guy in a little coat..."
                              2287
                                Tommy: "YOU'D BETTER PRAY TO THE GOD OF SKINNY PUNKS THAT THIS WIND DOESN'T PICK UP; CAUSE I'LL SWIM OVER THERE, AND JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS!!!"
                                2286
                                  Tommy:
                                  Go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
                                  -Tommy
                                  2285
                                    richard:
                                    (in a foreign accent) House a keeping! Would you like a pillow?
                                    -richard
                                    2284
                                      -Richard:
                                      Its called reading, top to bottom left to right put words to gether to make a sentence. Tylonal for any headachs, midlof
                                      for any cramps.
                                      --Richard
                                      2283
                                        Tommy:
                                        (talking through a fan) LA LA LA LUUUUUUUKE LUUUUUUUKE I AM YOUR FATHURRRRRR!
                                        -Tommy
                                        2282
                                          Random Kid:
                                          no! you need to drop a couple hundred pounds blimp!
                                          -Random Kid
                                          2281
                                            Tommy:
                                            WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF THE LADY PUNK!
                                            -Tommy