The Stupids Quotes
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      Agent:I'll do this *spits gum on floor*.Stanly Stupid:Oh my Lloyd!!!
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        Gas Station Attendant Stanley Stupid:
        'Sir, did you know there's a hole in your gas tank.' 'That's how you get the gas in there.'
        -Gas Station Attendant Stanley Stupid
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          Evil Sender:
          'If you still love me, Sally, tie a ribbon 'round the old oak tree'. I'm afraid the only thing that's going to be hanging from that tree is you, Bob!
          -Evil Sender
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            Stanley Stupid:
            Now that's a well-made shoe.
            -Stanley Stupid
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              Joan Stupid:
              Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
              -Joan Stupid
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                Stanley and Buster Stupid:
                S: Be on the look out for anything suspicious. B: Dad, they're putting make-up on men in there. S: Bull's eye.
                -Stanley and Buster Stupid
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                  Sender:
                  No time to talk, I'm afraid. I'm taking over the heads of a dozen foreign countries.
                  -Sender
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                    Late Night Show Host:
                    Host: [reading off a "cue card"] Give it up to the Fat Guy!
                    -Late Night Show Host
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                      Chinese Waiter #2:
                      It's not our battle to fight, Johnson. We have enough trouble getting soy sauce into these tiny packets!
                      -Chinese Waiter #2
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                        Joan Stupid:
                        Oh my God, it's true. The police have kidnapped my children!
                        -Joan Stupid
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                          Stanley Stupid:
                          If my wife is my grandmother than I am her grandchild And every time I think of this it nearly drives me wild.
                          -Stanley Stupid
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                            Joan Stupid:
                            As your president of Stupidia, I appoint Stanley Stupid head of the army.
                            -Joan Stupid
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                              Stanley Stupid:
                              What are you doing you darn bee? Can't you see I'm trying to drive? OH MY GOD, THE DRIVE BEE.
                              -Stanley Stupid
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                                Buster Petunia and Joan:
                                What if we formed our own army?' ' Then we'd have to form our own country.' 'We could call it Stupidia.
                                -Buster Petunia and Joan
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                                  graffiti kid:
                                  Some people can be so inconsiderate!
                                  -graffiti kid
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                                    Stanley Stupid:
                                    Who is this Sender and what is he doing with other people's mail?

                                    -Stanley Stupid
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                                      Stanley Stupid and Lloyd:
                                      Stanley: Hail to thee, Oh Lord.
                                      Lloyd: Actually, it's pronounced 'Lloyd'.

                                      -Stanley Stupid and Lloyd
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                                        Lloyd:
                                        Remember: throw your gum in the trash after you get done chewing it. I spend a huge amount of my time cleaning up gum.
                                        -Lloyd
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                                          Stanley Stupid:
                                          That's a well-made shoe!
                                          -Stanley Stupid
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                                            Buster Stupid:
                                            (Lifts the toilet lid.) MOM!
                                            -Buster Stupid