Gas Station Attendant Stanley Stupid:
"'Sir, did you know there's a hole in your gas tank.' 'That's how you get the gas in there.'
-Gas Station Attendant Stanley Stupid"
Evil Sender:
"'If you still love me, Sally, tie a ribbon 'round the old oak tree'. I'm afraid the only thing that's going to be hanging from that tree is you, Bob!
-Evil Sender"
Stanley Stupid:
"Now that's a well-made shoe.
-Stanley Stupid"
Joan Stupid:
"Oh dear I left the garbage out over night.
-Joan Stupid"
Stanley and Buster Stupid:
"S: Be on the look out for anything suspicious. B: Dad, they're putting make-up on men in there. S: Bull's eye.
-Stanley and Buster Stupid"
Sender:
"No time to talk, I'm afraid. I'm taking over the heads of a dozen foreign countries.
-Sender"
Late Night Show Host:
"Host: [reading off a "cue card"] Give it up to the Fat Guy!
-Late Night Show Host"
Chinese Waiter #2:
"It's not our battle to fight, Johnson. We have enough trouble getting soy sauce into these tiny packets!
-Chinese Waiter #2"
Joan Stupid:
"Oh my God, it's true. The police have kidnapped my children!
-Joan Stupid"
Stanley Stupid:
"If my wife is my grandmother than I am her grandchild And every time I think of this it nearly drives me wild.
-Stanley Stupid"
Joan Stupid:
"As your president of Stupidia, I appoint Stanley Stupid head of the army.
-Joan Stupid"
Stanley Stupid:
"What are you doing you darn bee? Can't you see I'm trying to drive? OH MY GOD, THE DRIVE BEE.
-Stanley Stupid"
Buster Petunia and Joan:
"What if we formed our own army?' ' Then we'd have to form our own country.' 'We could call it Stupidia.
-Buster Petunia and Joan"
graffiti kid:
"Some people can be so inconsiderate!
-graffiti kid"
Stanley Stupid:
"Who is this Sender and what is he doing with other people's mail?
-Stanley Stupid"
Stanley Stupid and Lloyd:
"Stanley: Hail to thee, Oh Lord.
Lloyd: Actually, it's pronounced 'Lloyd'.
-Stanley Stupid and Lloyd"
Lloyd:
"Remember: throw your gum in the trash after you get done chewing it. I spend a huge amount of my time cleaning up gum.
-Lloyd"
Stanley Stupid:
"That's a well-made shoe!
-Stanley Stupid"
Buster Stupid:
"(Lifts the toilet lid.) MOM!
-Buster Stupid"
Stanley Stupid:
"IN THE NAME OF LLOYD!!!!
-Stanley Stupid"