2144
Mike:
Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?
-Mike
-Mike
2143
Mike:
You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.
-Mike
-Mike
2142
Mr Hand:
Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
-Mr Hand
-Mr Hand
2141
Jeff:
People on 'ludes should not drive.
-Jeff
-Jeff
2140
Jeff:
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
-Jeff
-Jeff
2139
Brad:
Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
-Brad
-Brad
2138
Brad:
Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
-Brad
-Brad
2137
Brad:
Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!
-Brad
-Brad
2136
Stacy:
When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
-Stacy
-Stacy
2135
Mr Hand:
Food will be eaten on your time, Mr. Spicoli. Mr. Spicoli, why are you continually late for this class? Why are you continually wasting my time and the classes with this tirade every day?
-Mr Hand
-Mr Hand
2134
Jeff:
So what Jefferson was saying was "Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too." Yeah?
-Jeff
-Jeff
2133
Spicoli:
Hey, bud let's party
-Spicoli
-Spicoli
2132
Mr. Hand:
What are you people? On dope?
-Mr. Hand
-Mr. Hand
2131
Spicoli:
That was my skull....I'm so wasted!
-Spicoli
-Spicoli
