Fast Times at Ridgemont High Quotes
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      Damone: "It doesn't matter if she cums, stays, lays or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'!"
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        Damone: "First, you never let on how much you like a girl. (To a cardboard cut-out of Debbie Harry) Oh, Debbie. Hi!"
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          Damone: "Two: You always call the shots. 'Kiss me. You won't regret it!'".
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            No, wait, the actual quote is:

            Damone: "First of all, Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. (To a cardboard cut-out of Debbie Harry) Oh, Debbie. Hi!"
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              Damone: "Now, three. Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. 'Isn't this great?'".
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                Damone: "Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy movie. 'The lady will have the linguine in a white clam sauce and a Coke with no ice'".
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                  Damone: "And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of 'Led Zeppelin IV'". (Cut to Rat and Stacey driving around and listening to "Kashmir" from Led Zeppelin's "Physical Graffiti".)
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                    Brad: "DOESN'T ANYBODY F***ING KNOCK ANYMORE?"
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                      Brad:
                      Hey! you guys had shirts when you came in here. (spicoli) something must of happend to them man! (Brad)see that sign over there. (Both) No Shoes, No Shirt, Nooo Dice! (Brad) Right! Learn it, Know it, Live it!
                      -Brad
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                        Jeff Spiccoli:
                        Having some pizza, learning about Cuba.
                        -Jeff Spiccoli
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                          Spicoli:
                          If I'm here and your here, isn't our time.

                          -Spicoli
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                            Jeff Spicoli:
                            Aloha, Mr. Hand.

                            -Jeff Spicoli
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                              Brad Hamilton:
                              I shall serve no fries before their time.

                              -Brad Hamilton
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                                Jeff Spicoli:
                                Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
                                -Jeff Spicoli
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                                  Curtis Spicoli:
                                  Dad says you're gonna be late again you butthole!
                                  -Curtis Spicoli
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                                    Jeff Spicoli:
                                    Hey, Bud, let's party!

                                    -Jeff Spicoli
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                                      Linda Barrett::
                                      We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance.
                                      -Linda Barrett:
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                                        Brad Hamilton:
                                        Hope You had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
                                        -Brad Hamilton
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                                          Mike:
                                          Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

                                          -Mike
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                                            Jeff:
                                            Aloha, Mr. Hand.

                                            -Jeff