Labyrinth Quotes
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      Sara: "You don't by any chance, know the way through this Labyrinth, do you?"

      Little Blue Worm: "Who me? No, I'm just a worm!"
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        Come inside and meet the miss
        -Little Blue Worm
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          Sarah:Someone has been changing my marks...What a horrible place this. It's not fair!
          Red Guard(bottom):That's right. It's not fair.
          (both guards laughing)
          Red Guard(bottom):But that's only half of it.
          Sarah:Thi's was a dead end a minute ago.
          Blue Guard(bottom):No,that's the dead end behind you.
          (both laughing)
          Sarah:It keeps changing What am I supposed to do?
          Red Guard(bottom):Well the only way out of here is to try one of these doors.
          Blue Guard(bottom):One of them leads to the castle at the center of the labyrinth. And the other one leads to...
          Blue Guard(top):Boom-Boom-Ba-Boom...
          Blue Guard(bottom):certain death.
          (all guards): ooooooo
          Sarah:Which one is which?
          Red Guard(bottom):Uh, we can't tell you.
          Sarah:Why not?
          (red,blue bottom guard mutter)
          Red Guard(bottom):We don't know.
          Blue Guard(bottom):(looks up)But they do.
          Sarah:Oh, then i'll ask them.
          Red Guard(top:No,you can't ask us. You can only ask one of us.)(blue guard agreeing)
          Blue Guard(top):It's in the rules, and I should warn you... one of us always tells the truth... and one of us alwyas lies. That's a rule to... He alwyas lies.
          Red Guard(top):I do not I tell the truth.
          Blue Guard(top):oh, what a lie.
          (blue guard bottom laughing)
          Red Guard(top):He'e the lier.
          (all laughing)
          Sarah:All right. Answer yes or no.. Would he tell me that this door leads to the castle?
          (red guards discussing answer)
          Red Guard(top):Yes.
          Sarah:Then the other door leads to the casle and this door leads to certain death
          All Guards:Ooh
          Red Guard(top):How do you know? He could be telling the truth.
          Sarah:But then you wouldn't be. So if you told me that he said yes, I know the answer is no.
          Red Guard(top):But I could be telling the truth.
          Sarah:But then he would be lying. So if you told me that he said yes, I know the answer would still be no.
          Red Guard(top): Wait a minute.. Is that right?
          Blue Guard(top):I don't know. I've never understood it.
          (all guards laughing)
          Sarah:No, it's right. I figured it out. I could never do it before. I think I'm getting smarter. This is a piece of cake.(screams as she falls into the hepling hands)
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            Sarah: Give me the child.
            Jareth: Sarah beware. I have been generous up till now. I can be cruel.
            Sarah: Generous? What have you done that's generous?
            Jareth: Everything! Everything you have wanted I have done. You asked the child be taken, I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?
            - Sarah and Jareth
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              DIDYMUS:you forget my acred vow my lady..I cannot let you pass.
              DIDYMUS:I must defend my oath to the death.SARAH:Let's handle this logically.what exactly have you sworn.DIDYMUS:I have sworn on my lifeblood. noone shall pass without my permission.Sarah well ...do we have your permission? Didymus: well..um...yes

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                Sarah : do you know the way to the castle?
                LUDO: Hmm. ah.... uhhh...No.
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                  Sarah: oh i never can remember that line.
                  Sarah: "you have no power over me."
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                    Jareth: And, Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.
                    Hoggle: Y... you will?
                    Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! (laughs)
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                      Slap that baby. Make him free!
                      -Goblins
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                        Sarah: Lancolot! Someone has been in my room again, I hate that I hate it!
                        -Sarah
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                          Jareth:
                          You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe of voodoo. Who do? You remind me of the babe.
                          -Jareth
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                            Jareth:
                            Smack the baby...make him pee
                            -Jareth
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                              Jareth:
                              You're no match for me Sarah!
                              -Jareth
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                                The orange goblins and Sara:
                                Goblins: "Hey, her head don't come off!!" Sara: "Of course it doesn't!" Other Goblin: Where you going with a head like that?!
                                -The orange goblins and Sara
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                                  Bird Hat:
                                  Please, a little contribution in a little box... well, there go a couple of suckers
                                  -Bird Hat
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                                    sara and huggle:
                                    Huggle: Why did you say that back there, about me being your friend? Sara: Because you are. You may not be much of a friend, but you're all I've got
                                    -sara and huggle
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                                      sarah:
                                      someones been changeing my markers! what a horrable place this is!
                                      -sarah
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                                        sarah and the hands:
                                        hands: "she chose down....she chose down...oooo!"
                                        sarah: "was that wrong?"
                                        hands: "too late now!"
                                        -sarah and the hands
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                                          Sarah:
                                          I wish the goblins would come and take you away...RIGHT NOW!
                                          -Sarah
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                                            ludo:
                                            ludo..smell bad
                                            -ludo