Labyrinth (1986)

Sara: "You don't by any chance, know the way through this Labyrinth, do you?"

Little Blue Worm: "Who me? No, I'm just a worm!"

Sarah:Someone has been changing my marks...What a horrible place this. It's not fair!
Red Guard(bottom):That's right. It's not fair.
(both guards laughing)
Red Guard(bottom):But that's only half of it.
Sarah:Thi's was a dead end a minute ago.
Blue Guard(bottom):No,that's the dead end behind you.
(both laughing)
Sarah:It keeps changing What am I supposed to do?
Red Guard(bottom):Well the only way out of here is to try one of these doors.
Blue Guard(bottom):One of them leads to the castle at the center of the labyrinth. And the other one leads to...
Blue Guard(top):Boom-Boom-Ba-Boom...
Blue Guard(bottom):certain death.
(all guards): ooooooo
Sarah:Which one is which?
Red Guard(bottom):Uh, we can't tell you.
Sarah:Why not?
(red,blue bottom guard mutter)
Red Guard(bottom):We don't know.
Blue Guard(bottom):(looks up)But they do.
Sarah:Oh, then i'll ask them.
Red Guard(top:No,you can't ask us. You can only ask one of us.)(blue guard agreeing)
Blue Guard(top):It's in the rules, and I should warn you... one of us always tells the truth... and one of us alwyas lies. That's a rule to... He alwyas lies.
Red Guard(top):I do not I tell the truth.
Blue Guard(top):oh, what a lie.
(blue guard bottom laughing)
Red Guard(top):He'e the lier.
(all laughing)
Sarah:All right. Answer yes or no.. Would he tell me that this door leads to the castle?
(red guards discussing answer)
Red Guard(top):Yes.
Sarah:Then the other door leads to the casle and this door leads to certain death
All Guards:Ooh
Red Guard(top):How do you know? He could be telling the truth.
Sarah:But then you wouldn't be. So if you told me that he said yes, I know the answer is no.
Red Guard(top):But I could be telling the truth.
Sarah:But then he would be lying. So if you told me that he said yes, I know the answer would still be no.
Red Guard(top): Wait a minute.. Is that right?
Blue Guard(top):I don't know. I've never understood it.
(all guards laughing)
Sarah:No, it's right. I figured it out. I could never do it before. I think I'm getting smarter. This is a piece of cake.(screams as she falls into the hepling hands)

DIDYMUS:you forget my acred vow my lady..I cannot let you pass.
DIDYMUS:I must defend my oath to the death.SARAH:Let's handle this logically.what exactly have you sworn.DIDYMUS:I have sworn on my lifeblood. noone shall pass without my permission.Sarah well ...do we have your permission? Didymus: well..um...yes

Sarah: oh i never can remember that line.
Sarah: "you have no power over me."

Slap that baby. Make him free!
-Goblins

You remind me of the babe. What babe? The babe of voodoo. Who do? You remind me of the babe.
-Jareth

You're no match for me Sarah!
-Jareth

Please, a little contribution in a little box... well, there go a couple of suckers
-Bird Hat

someones been changeing my markers! what a horrable place this is!
-sarah

I wish the goblins would come and take you away...RIGHT NOW!
-Sarah