Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes
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    1995
      Sloane: "Hey Cameron, you comfortable?"

      Cameron: "Hey Sloane, no."

      Sloane: "So what are we going to do?"

      Ferris: "The question isn't what we are going to do, it's what aren't we going to do."

      Cameron: "Please say we're not going to take the car. Please say we're not going to take the car."

      Ferris: "If you had a car like this, would you bring it back? Neither would I."
      1994
        "Do you have a kiss for Daddy?" - Ferris
        1993
          Druggie: "You never told me your name."
          Jeanie: "Well, it's Jeanie but most guys call me Shawna."
          Druggie: "Ok, Jeanie."
          1992
            Ferris: (Regarding John Lennon's "God") "He had a good point. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people".
            1991
              Rooney: "What's the score?"
              Bartender: "Nothin' - nothin' "
              Rooney: "Who's winning?"
              Bartender: "The Bears"
              Rooney: "I love baseball."
              1990
                Jeanie: (Still on the house intercom) "I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a SCORCHING case of herpes".
                1989
                  Jeanie: (On the house intercom) "Excuse me: If whoever was in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police".
                  1988
                    Jeanie: (To Ferris as the parents look away) "Bite the big one, Junior!"
                    1987
                      Principle Rooney: Whats the score?
                      Bartender: 2-2.
                      Rooney: Who's winning?
                      Bartender: The Bears!
                      Rooney: I Love Baseball.

                      Principle Rooney and Bartender
                      Ferris Buller's Day Off
                      1986
                        Ferris: "Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond!"
                        1985
                          I can't *stand* him and I *hate* this goddamn *car*. Who do you love? Who do you love? You love a car!
                          1984
                            Cameron: (Ranting about his dad) "YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU LOVE A CAR!"
                            1983
                              Ferris Bueller: "I do have a test today, that wasn't a bull**** .It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
                              1982
                                Ferris:
                                If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I.
                                -Ferris
                                1981
                                  Ferris and Sloane:
                                  Ferris: What is he doing?

                                  Sloane: He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.
                                  -Ferris and Sloane
                                  1980
                                    Ferris and Cameron:
                                    Cameron: He knows the milage Ferris. Ferris: So, whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. Cameron: How? Ferris: We'll drive home backwards!
                                    -Ferris and Cameron
                                    1979
                                      Ferris and Cameron:
                                      Cameron: It is his pride, it is his passion... Ferris: It is his fault he did not lock the garage.
                                      -Ferris and Cameron
                                      1978
                                        Cameron:
                                        When Cameron was in Egypts land. Let my Cameron go.
                                        -Cameron
                                        1977
                                          ferris to cameron:
                                          Ferris:hey!Cameron!
                                          Cameron:What?
                                          Ferris:how many miles did the car had when we first got it?
                                          Cameron:124 1/2 what how many does it have on now?
                                          ferris:now this is where cameron goes bezerk
                                          Ferris:'329'
                                          *Cameron screams in shock*

                                          -ferris to cameron
                                          1976
                                            ferris to cameron:
                                            Cameron:what i do?what did i do?
                                            Ferris:you killed the car
                                            -ferris to cameron