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      Harry Sr.:
      I always wanted to run away with the circus when I was a kid.
      -Harry Sr.
      8770
        Harry Sr.:
        You can forget the milk, honey. He's into gin and tonics.
        -Harry Sr.
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          Wendy:
          Harry fell down outside and he went to sleep.
          -Wendy
          8768
            Wendy:
            What does death look like?
            -Wendy
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              Duke:
              Weird kid. Prob'ly reads a lot.
              -Duke
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                Wendy:
                Are you an elf?
                -Wendy
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                  Eunice:
                  Knock before you come in. The door is always open.
                  -Eunice
                  8764
                    Eunice:
                    Keep talking like that, you'll become an adult.
                    -Eunice
                    8763
                      Eunice:
                      You're sounding like a ninny. What the hell have you got to be afraid of?
                      -Eunice
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                        Eunice:
                        Well, did you pop your cookies?
                        -Eunice
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                          Harry Jr.:
                          Can I come in? I think I'm gonna throw up.
                          -Harry Jr.
                          8760
                            Peter:
                            Look, kid, I don't have any candy and I don't play with toys.
                            -Peter
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                              Harry Sr.:
                              ...The apartment faeries did it all.
                              -Harry Sr.
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                                Wendy:
                                I'm Godzilla!
                                -Wendy
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                                  Duke:
                                  I'll tell you this much, fire department's really gonna be PO'd.
                                  -Duke
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                                    Wendy:
                                    Ratburgers!
                                    -Wendy
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                                      Peter:
                                      You have the distinction of owning the only two children in this entire building.
                                      -Peter
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                                        Peter:
                                        Is she rabid?
                                        -Peter
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                                          Harry Sr.:
                                          Harry, have you been letting her read your monster magazines?
                                          -Harry Sr.
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                                            Harry Potter Jr.:
                                            Have you been playing with dead cats?
                                            -Harry Potter Jr.