Die Hard Quotes
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      John McClane: (Looks at police car circling the parking lot.) Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?
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        John McClane: Now I now what a TV dinner feels like.
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          John: Happy trails, Hans.
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            Harry: "Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash."
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              John: "You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan."

              Joseph: "Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks."
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                Police Dispatcher: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."

                John: " No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
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                  John: "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."
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                    Joseph: "You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?"

                    Hans: "Who said we were terrorists?"
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                      John: (To Hans) "Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?"
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                        John: "Geronimo, Motherfucker!"
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                          Harry: "Business is business. You use a gun. I use a fountain pen. What's the difference?"
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                            John: (While crawling through a narrow ventilation shaft) "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
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                              John McClane:
                              Welcome to the party, pal!
                              -John McClane
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                                John McClane:
                                "Come out to the Coast. We'll get together...Have a few laughs!"
                                -John McClane
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                                  Holly Gennaro McClain:
                                  He's still alive...Trust me, John's the only one who can piss someone off that bad.
                                  -Holly Gennaro McClain
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                                    Hans Gruber:
                                    Sheista un fenstra! Ugh! Shoot the glass!
                                    -Hans Gruber
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                                      Hans Gruber:
                                      I am not a thief, Mr. McClean. I am an exceptional thief.
                                      -Hans Gruber
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                                        Ellis:
                                        Hans? What am I a method actor? Put away the gun this is radio not television.
                                        -Ellis
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                                          John McClane:
                                          sorry Hans wrong guess, would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change!?
                                          -John McClane
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                                            John McClane:
                                            Yippee ki-yay Motherf**ker!!!
                                            -John McClane