Three Amigos! Quotes
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      El Guapo: Oh-ho, you
      Dusty Bottoms: Jose!
      (bandidos cheer)
      El Guapo: Together we...
      Dusty Bottoms: Burned the village!
      (bandidos cheer)
      El Guapo: And, uh...
      Dusty Bottoms: raped de horses
      (banditos cheer)
      El Guapo: And we
      Dusty Bottoms: Rode off on the women!
      (banditos cheer but quietly)
      El Guapo: And uh...
      Dusty Bottoms: Plundered!
      El Guapo: Plundered!
      And uh...
      Dusty Bottoms: Pruned!
      El Guapo: ....pruned...the, uh..
      Dusty Bottoms: Hedges!
      El Guapo: hedges of....
      Dusty Bottoms: Many small villages!
      El Guapo: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!
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        Lucky Day: Oh Great! Real Bullets!
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          [a small plane flies overhead]
          Dusty Bottoms: "What is it doing here?"
          Ned Nederlander: "I think it's a mail plane."
          Dusty Bottoms: "How can you tell?"
          Ned Nederlander: "Didn't you notice its little balls?"
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            Bartender: "We don't serve beer, we have tequila."
            Sunny: "What's tequila?"
            Bartender: "Eh, it's like beer."
            Sunny: "Ok, three light beers please."
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              Sunny: "Goodnight Ned."
              Dusty: "Goodnight Ned."
              Turtle: "Goodnight Ned."
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                Dusty: "What's in-famous mean?"
                Ned: "It's when you besome sooooo famous, you're then in-famous."
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                  Spanish lady: "Would you like to kiss me?"
                  Dusty: "Yeah!"
                  Spanish lady: "Well?"
                  Dusty: "Oh, you meant now?"
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                    Sunny Day: "You're supposed to shoot up, we both shot up. It's like working with a 6 year old."
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                      Ned Nederlander: Chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip......NANNY!

                      Lucky Day: Faaaaarley, Farley, Farley, Farley, Faaaaaaarley, ahfaaaarl!

                      Dusty Bottoms: Kinut, hoooooola widdle. Tas, habble... sohn.
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                        El Guapo:
                        It's a sweater!
                        -El Guapo
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                          Jefe (2nd Boss):
                          Today......... he is..................... 33 years old.
                          -Jefe (2nd Boss)