The Muppet Movie Quotes
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      Doc Hopper:
      (Dressed in a frog costume in his Doc Hopper's Frog Legs commercial) Hello, I am Doc Hopper, Inviting you to hop on down and get some Hopper's French Fried Frog Legs right here at the sign of the big green legs (To the Girls) Come on, Come on, Hurry, Hurry! (Starts singing the jingle) Frog legs! Frog legs! Frog legs are fine! Hopper's is the place you should dine! There's cheese legs, chili legs, bacon legs too! French fried frog legs, barbecued! If you want a little snack, then here is the one: A frog leg burger on a bright... green... bun!!!
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        Kermit the Frog:
        (Gets frighten when Lady of Spain is played on the barrel) What is that?
        Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:
        That is one of my latest inventions "A Musical Rotating Rain Barrel."
        Kermit the Frog:
        Oh Yeah.
        Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:
        You see, I'm Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and this is my assistant, Beaker. We live here protecting useful inventions. Come in, Come in
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          Scooter:
          (Holding the clapboard the wrong way) Okay "The Muppet Movie" Scenery 1A, Take One! (Clapboard top slammed on his hand) OUCH!
          Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:
          Sound is Ready
          Kermit the Frog:
          (On Megaphone) Okay, Stand by, Here we go!
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            World Wide Studios CEO:
            (Calling on speakerphone) Miss Tracy, (Pauses) Stand by for The Rich and Famous Contract with Kermit the Frog, and Company.
            1415
              Bernie The Agent: (To Kermit) "I seem to have lost my way".

              Kermit: "Have you tried Hare Krishna?"
              Bernie the Agent:
              A Heh-Heh, No! No I mean I'm really lost.
              1414
                Max (Dressed in a Police Officer costume):
                This whole disguise is only so that I can warn you.
                Fozzie Bear:
                Okay, Yeah, Sure, Sure,...
                Max:
                I never thought Doc was gonna hurt Kermit. I thought He was going to lean on him. But now he has this frog killer in from the coast, And the man is deadly!
                1413
                  Sgt. Floyd Pepper:
                  Hey, When you dudes have to be at that audition?
                  Kermit the Frog:
                  2:00 Tomorrow Afternoon.
                  Dr. Teeth:
                  Well, Then Climb Aboard the bus. We'll have breakfast at Hollywood and Vine.
                  1412
                    Kermit: "Well, then I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me. Hmm."
                    1411
                      Kermit: "No, they believed in a dream. Well, so do I, but...You do? Yeah, of course I do. Well then?"
                      1410
                        Kermit: "Still, whether you promised them something or not, you've got to remember they wanted to come, but that's because they believed in me".
                        1409
                          Kermit: "Yeah, I guess not. Anyhow, I bought them all out here into the middle of nowhere. It's all my fault".
                          1408
                            Kermit: (About Gonzo) "He's a little like a turkey. Hmm, yeah, a little like a turkey, but not quite".
                            1407
                              Kermit: "Now I've got a lady pig and a bear and a chicken and a dog and a thing, whatever Gonzo is".
                              1406
                                Kermit: "Yeah, but then it would just be me feeling miserable".
                                1405
                                  Kermit: "On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp, you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow".
                                  1404
                                    Kermit: "So why did you leave the swamp in the first place? 'Cause some agent fellow said I have talent. He probably says that to everybody".
                                    1403
                                      Kermit: "I didn't promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood anyway? Just the dreams I got from sitting through too many double features".
                                      1402
                                        El Sleezo Pianist: "And now, filling in for the vacationing El Sleezo Dancing Girls, the funny, furry, fabulous--Fozzie Bear!"
                                        1401
                                          Kermit: "Too bad the Dancing Girls are on vacation, and the crowd's getting ugly."
                                          Fozzie: "You think this crowd's ugly, you should see the Dancing Girls."
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                                            Kermit: Turn left at the fork in the road

                                            Fozzie: Fork in the road!

                                            Kermit: I Don't believe that

                                            ( Big Fork sticking in the road)
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