Black Sheep Quotes
      Mike: (on the phone) "Get this: a corn fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger and a duck. I don't know. Are you crying? Oh my lord! I am sorry. Honey, please don't. Could you get your daddy on the phone?
        Mike Donnelly: "I've got an idea, okay? I'll open the fridge, you hit the lights; bats are attracted to light. And when he flies in, I close the door, end of story!"
        Steve Dodds: "That's MOTHS, you dumb-ass; not bats!"
        Mike Donnelly: "Oh yeah! Moths..."
          Mike Donnelly: "All right! Bunk beds! I've got dibs on top!"
            Mike Donnelly: "HELLOOO, WASHINGTON!!!"
              What are we gonna do? Hook a hanger to the metal plate in your head?
                I've got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
                  Steve and Mike:
                  Steve: Mike...are you ok?
                  Mike: (halfway into fridge that fell on him) Oh, I'm just peachy! I've got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
                  Steve: Uh, Mike...we didn't have chocolate pudding in there...
                  -Steve and Mike
                    Steve and Mike:
                    (they hit a bump in the cop car)
                    Steve: Wow, that was a huge chunk in the road back there!
                    Mike: Yeah, man, I just chunked in my pants!
                    -Steve and Mike