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    7740
      maryjane: "you don't smoke weed, do you."
      thurgood: “come marry Jane do I look like someone who... would smoke marijuana"
      7739
        maryjane: "you guys need a ride I have a car."
        Brian: "ahh... do you smoke?"
        marryjane: " no my grandmother died from lung cancer."
        brian: " better reason to toke up, easy the pain"
        7738
          Kenny:
          NO! Nasty Nate's the devil 666 mark of the beast.

          -Kenny
          7737
            Kenny:
            NO NO. no window love just go.
            -Kenny
            7736
              Sir Smoke-A-Lot (Song):
              I wanna talk to Samson, fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden, cuz it's hard being black and gifted, sometimes I just wanna throw it all down, and get lifted!
              -Sir Smoke-A-Lot (Song)
              7735
                thurgood:
                get me a box of condoms, and uhh, some of that shit we used to eat back in tha day, what was it? oh yeah, pussy.
                -thurgood
                7734
                  Sir Smoke a lot:
                  Doctor said I need a backiotomy
                  -Sir Smoke a lot
                  7733
                    Sir Smoke a lot:
                    He had sex with my mama!
                    -Sir Smoke a lot
                    7732
                      Brian:
                      Awww. My nads!! (after falling fron building)

                      -Brian
                      7731
                        the cop and Kenny:
                        The cop: Buttercup! Say his name!!

                        Kenny: Butternuts! Buttercup!


                        -the cop and Kenny
                        7730
                          Scarface and samson:
                          Scarface: Yo I'm Cuban B!

                          Samson: Yes Cuban B!

                          -Scarface and samson
                          7729
                            Thurgood:
                            Abba Zabba you my only friend.
                            -Thurgood