I, Claudius Quotes
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    27743
      Tiberius: Frankly, I wouldn't have thought you'd care whether he lived or died."
      Livia: Oh, I care very much whether he lives or dies."
      27742
        "Evil german woman! I'll burn your evil german house down!"
        -Young Caligula
        27741
          Livia: "This conversation is becoming ridiculous."
          Augustus: "No, this conversation was ridiculous from the start."
          27740
            Sejanus: "Macro, what have they done to my children?"
            Macro: They've gone before you, like so many others.
            (Macro stabs Sejanus with his sword)
            27739
              "She waited for nine years, but she got her way in the end. Wicked woman."
              -Claudius (about Livia)
              27738
                "That child should have been exposed at birth."
                -Livia
                27737
                  "Every word you say, makes my task easier!"

                  -Tiberius
                  27736
                    Claudius: "Damn it, boy! Doesn't it bother you at all?!"
                    Caligula: "Oh, of course it does! I have to watch my step, very unpredictable these days."
                    27735
                      "Is there anybody in this room who hasn't slept with my daughter?!"

                      Augustus
                      27734
                        "Bring them in, the boys at least, the girls can wait."

                        Caligula
                        27733
                          Legionnaire: "The girl is a virgin, it'd be bad luck for the city!"
                          Macro: "Then make sure she's not a virgin when you kill her."
                          27732
                            "Poison is queen! Poison is queen!!"

                            -Claudius
                            27731
                              Tiberius: "Do you know him personally?"
                              Caligula: "No, but I've slept with his wife a couple of times."
                              27730
                                "Perhaps you're right, but I shall kill you just the same."

                                -Caligula
                                27729
                                  Caligula: Now me, I love my sisters, uncle.
                                  Claudius: Yes, I know.
                                  27728
                                    Caligula: "I've cures his cough"
                                    27727
                                      Tiberius:
                                      Are you drinking because he nearly died or because he didn't?
                                      -Tiberius