Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even Quotes
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      David: Jessie what do you say when people ask if you love your daddy?
      Jessie: Damn Straight!
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        Josh:
        You can't run away from these people. In five years...they'll be your family. In ten years...they'll be your family.
        -Josh
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          Laura Chartoff:
          Did you know it's estimated that by the year 2000, one out of every three people will be a member of my family?
          -Laura Chartoff
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            Stephanie:
            Respect! I wrote a haiku about respect. And the moon!
            -Stephanie
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              Laura Chartoff:
              Fine! I quit this family. I hope you choke on poi! I hope your leis shrivel up and die! I hope Don Ho's show REALLY SUCKS!
              -Laura Chartoff
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                Laura Chartoff:
                Why torture yourself when life will do it for you. Who said that? I did! Go ahead and quote me.
                -Laura Chartoff
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                  Laura Chartoff:
                  If these are the best years of my life, I must have some serious third degree burns in my future
                  -Laura Chartoff
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                    Laura Chartoff:
                    The problem with my dad is that he's 40, looks like he's 30, talks like he's 20, and acts like he's 10. He's fun to play board games with.
                    -Laura Chartoff
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                      Laura Chartoff:
                      Is philosophy biodegradable?
                      -Laura Chartoff