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      Vincenzo (turning off the radio): "What in the name of God is going on here?"

      Amanda (nervous): "Oh... uhhh... hi Vinny, I mean Vincenzo. I, uh, got distracted."

      Vincenzo: "Oh, you don't have to apologize."

      Amanda: "Really?"

      Vincenzo: "Mm-hmm."

      Amanda: "Cool. I mean, I'm just so terribly relieved that you aren't... pissed."

      Vincenzo: "Ohh." (surprised) "Pissed, miss?"

      (Amanda realizes her faux pas.)

      Vincenzo: (to Amanda): "Look, why don't you get dressed please... and let... let Carlo do your hair, alright?" (to Carlo) "I liked it better when she fainted."
      1265
        Diane Barrows: "Sorry to ruin your wedding. I just didn't want the wrong girl going down the aisle. I mean the wrong flower girl."
        Roger Callaway: "I think you had it right the first time."
        1264
          Clarice: I have never been more humiliated in my life!

          Alyssa: Want a bet? (she steps on the dress and it rips off clarice)
          1263
            -Amanda:
            Putter there..my names amanda!
            --Amanda
            1262
              Diana:
              Gum.... Other Gum!
              -Diana
              1261
                Amanda:
                Yeah right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens.

                -Amanda
                1260
                  Diane:
                  Guys like him like girls with food names like Cookie or Muffin or Candy, not girls like me.

                  -Diane
                  1259
                    Roger Callaway:
                    I made my money the old fashion way - pure dumb luck.
                    -Roger Callaway
                    1258
                      Amanda Lemon:
                      This orphan stuff is like growing up in a pound. Everybody wants a puppy.
                      -Amanda Lemon
                      1257
                        Amanda Lemmon:
                        I know, I know. Everyone wants babies. Not kids like me.
                        -Amanda Lemmon
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                          Roger:
                          I don't know what's more bruised. My butt or my ego

                          -Roger
                          1255
                            Amanda:
                            All this money and these people eat slugs?
                            -Amanda
                            1254
                              Diane:
                              Oh, I've got a thousand pounds of wild animal under my butt and she says relax!
                              -Diane