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    32859
      Max:
      Uh, Unico? Unistan? Pakistan? Stan the man?
      Mrs. Duke:
      Detention!
      32858
        Kazaam:
        In 5,000 years, you're the only friend I ever had; and when you needed me the most, I wasn't there. If I have to spent another 5,000 years in a lamp, a compass, or even that stupid boom box, I wouldn't care. I just wish I could've granted your wish. I wish I could've filled your heart; [speaks foreign]. You, you are the sultan's gold, Max. I... I am Kazaam.
        32624
          Nick:
          Let me tell you something. You get no second chances in life. You get no second chances, remember that.
          7324
            kazaam:let's green egg and ham it.
            7323
              Max:
              You ARE a genie!
              Kazaam:
              What's the matter, your tongue is broken? At a time like this, you should be stokin'.
              7322
                Alice:
                That's right, it's poisoned. I figured if I ended your suffering, mine would end too.
                7321
                  Kazaam:
                  Grab my belly and make a wish.
                  7320
                    Max:
                    You smell like hippopotamus butt.
                    Kazaam:
                    *smells pit* Damn.
                    7319
                      Max:
                      In that case, I wish I was big as you but not so stupid!
                      Kazaam:
                      That's not a wish, that's an insult!
                      7318
                        Nick Matteo:
                        Tell me, you booked in you just come out and scared the hell out of us.
                        7317
                          School Bully:
                          Hey, I wanna talk to you!
                          7316
                            Kazaam:
                            You popped the box, so make a wish! Wish for a castle, a fancy chariot! I don't care what you do, I gotta obey the rules. I can't show my magic to anybody but you, and I can't get back into my box until you make your three wishes. Now deal with it!
                            Max:
                            *riding his bike* Deal with this!
                            7315
                              Kazaam:
                              I AM KAZAAM!
                              7314
                                Max:
                                Listen, Mr. Psycopathic dork in the basement, I don't think you're ordering anybody!