Hey, don't turn your butt on me!
I'm Djinn, and I'm free.
Uh, Unico? Unistan? Pakistan? Stan the man?
In 5,000 years, you're the only friend I ever had; and when you needed me the most, I wasn't there. If I have to spent another 5,000 years in a lamp, a compass, or even that stupid boom box, I wouldn't care. I just wish I could've granted your wish. I wish I could've filled your heart; [speaks foreign]. You, you are the sultan's gold, Max. I... I am Kazaam.
Let me tell you something. You get no second chances in life. You get no second chances, remember that.
kazaam:let's green egg and ham it.
You ARE a genie!
What's the matter, your tongue is broken? At a time like this, you should be stokin'.
That's right, it's poisoned. I figured if I ended your suffering, mine would end too.
Grab my belly and make a wish.
You smell like hippopotamus butt.
*smells pit* Damn.
In that case, I wish I was big as you but not so stupid!
That's not a wish, that's an insult!
Tell me, you booked in or you just come out and scared the hell out of us.
Hey, I wanna talk to you!
You popped the box, so make a wish! Wish for a castle, a fancy chariot! I don't care what you do, I gotta obey the rules. I can't show my magic to anybody but you, and I can't get back into my box until you make your three wishes. Now deal with it!
*riding his bike* Deal with this!
I AM KAZAAM!
Listen, Mr. Psycopathic dork in the basement, I don't think you're ordering anybody!