Kazaam Quotes
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      Nick:
      Let me tell you something. You get no second chances in life. You get no second chances, remember that.
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        kazaam:let's green egg and ham it.
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          Max:
          You ARE a genie!
          Kazaam:
          What's the matter, your tongue is broken? At a time like this, you should be stokin'.
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            Alice:
            That's right, it's poisoned. I figured if I ended your suffering, mine would end too.
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              Kazaam:
              Grab my belly and make a wish.
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                Max:
                You smell like hippopotamus butt.
                Kazaam:
                *smells pit* Damn.
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                  Max:
                  In that case, I wish I was big as you but not so stupid!
                  Kazaam:
                  That's not a wish, that's an insult!
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                    Nick Matteo:
                    Tell me, you booked in you just come out and scared the hell out of us.
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                      School Bully:
                      Hey, I wanna talk to you!
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                        Kazaam:
                        You popped the box, so make a wish! Wish for a castle, a fancy chariot! I don't care what you do, I gotta obey the rules. I can't show my magic to anybody but you, and I can't get back into my box until you make your three wishes. Now deal with it!
                        Max:
                        *riding his bike* Deal with this!
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                          Kazaam:
                          I AM KAZAAM!
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                            Max:
                            Listen, Mr. Psycopathic dork in the basement, I don't think you're ordering anybody!