Kazaam Quotes
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    32967
      Kazaam:
      Hey, don't turn your butt on me!
      32961
        Kazaam:
        I'm Djinn, and I'm free.
        32859
          Max:
          Uh, Unico? Unistan? Pakistan? Stan the man?
          Mrs. Duke:
          Detention!
          32858
            Kazaam:
            In 5,000 years, you're the only friend I ever had; and when you needed me the most, I wasn't there. If I have to spent another 5,000 years in a lamp, a compass, or even that stupid boom box, I wouldn't care. I just wish I could've granted your wish. I wish I could've filled your heart; [speaks foreign]. You, you are the sultan's gold, Max. I... I am Kazaam.
            32624
              Nick:
              Let me tell you something. You get no second chances in life. You get no second chances, remember that.
              7324
                kazaam:let's green egg and ham it.
                7323
                  Max:
                  You ARE a genie!
                  Kazaam:
                  What's the matter, your tongue is broken? At a time like this, you should be stokin'.
                  7322
                    Alice:
                    That's right, it's poisoned. I figured if I ended your suffering, mine would end too.
                    7321
                      Kazaam:
                      Grab my belly and make a wish.
                      7320
                        Max:
                        You smell like hippopotamus butt.
                        Kazaam:
                        *smells pit* Damn.
                        7319
                          Max:
                          In that case, I wish I was big as you but not so stupid!
                          Kazaam:
                          That's not a wish, that's an insult!
                          7318
                            Nick Matteo:
                            Tell me, you booked in or you just come out and scared the hell out of us.
                            7317
                              School Bully:
                              Hey, I wanna talk to you!
                              7316
                                Kazaam:
                                You popped the box, so make a wish! Wish for a castle, a fancy chariot! I don't care what you do, I gotta obey the rules. I can't show my magic to anybody but you, and I can't get back into my box until you make your three wishes. Now deal with it!
                                Max:
                                *riding his bike* Deal with this!
                                7315
                                  Kazaam:
                                  I AM KAZAAM!
                                  7314
                                    Max:
                                    Listen, Mr. Psycopathic dork in the basement, I don't think you're ordering anybody!