InuYasha Quotes
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        inuyasha to kikyo: I swear i will never let naraku harm you
          Inuyasha: Wait, stupid!
            Inuyasha: Are you stupid?
              Miroku: Somehow it's different with us. You see, Sango, I've never had such strong feelings for a woman as I do for you.
              Sango: [blushing, surprised] Uh...
              Miroku: Except... there's one problem. I feel as if I cannot love you as an ordinary woman.
              [Sango stares blankly ahead, shocked. The others are still eavesdropping]
              Kagome: HUH?
              Miroku: You're my comrade, the woman I fight alongside.
              Shippo: So he's saying they're just gonna be friends?
              Kagome: That's terrible! He's not getting away with this!
              Sango: I know that, you didn't need to tell me. I knew how you felt. It's not as if... as if I hoped you would love me. I never thought that.
              [crying slightly, stands up]
              Miroku: Sango?
              Sango: We said it all, right? I'm going.
              Miroku: I'm just getting started. If this battle with Naraku ever comes to an end, and the curse of my wind tunnel is broken... if I make it out alive... If we made it that far, would you come live with me... would you bear my children, Sango?
              Kagome: Oh, wow! He proposed to her!
              Inuyasha: He poses a what?
                Inuyasha: I'm a demon, not a comedian!
                  Little Boy: [to Inuyasha and Kagome after carrying his Grandfather back to their village] Thank you, lady. Thank you, Mr. Dogman.
                  Inuyasha: [looking slightly annoyed] Dog... man?
                    Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?
                    Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.
                    Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did *that* right in front of Kagome?
                    Inuyasha: Maybe we need to have a talk about what it is you do with women!
                      Kagome: [slaps Myoga the flea] Do I *look* like a blood bank?
                        Miroku: I am a solitary man, enjoying my own company.
                        Kagome: But if you don't do anything fast, you won't even have your own company to enjoy.
                        Miroku: Dear Kagome.
                        [Takes Kagome and holds her]
                        Miroku: Do you concern yourself with my predicament?
                        Kagome: [confused] I guess so.
                        Miroku: Then I ask you for a favor. I would like you to bear me a son. If for some reason, I don't survive, I want him to carry on the family legacy.
                        InuYasha: [Stands between Miroku and Kagome and separates them] Hey get your hands off her.
                        Miroku: I see, Inu Yasha, that you are in love with Kagome. This is awkward.
                        Inuyasha: I'm not in love with her. She's just a... a jewel detector. That's right.
                        Kagome: Is that all I am to you, a jewel detector? Oh yeah, I forgot, you have a thing for dead girls. Well maybe I should help Miroku instead, he's much nicer than you Inu Yasha. And you could learn a few things from him.
                        Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare betray me.
                        Miroku: Well, you could learn to be more gentle.
                        Kagome: Exactly, to be more gentle.
                        Miroku: Gentle like this.
                        [touches Kagome somewhere he shouldn't]
                        Kagome: Get your hands off me.
                        Inuyasha: I told you to get your hands off her.
                          Inuyasha: Are you crazy? You could have gotten yourself killed.
                          Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out.
                          [Miroku wakes up and rubs Kagome's rear]
                          Kagome: [runs into Inu Yasha's arms] I was wrong. Kill him.
                            (just for those of us who saw the real version-japanese...)

                            Kagome-INUYASHA! OSUWARI!!!!!
                              Kagome: Im going home! Goodbye Inuyasha!
                              Inuyasha: Wait stupid!
                                Miroku (upon freeing the Water Godess): You're so beautiful, yet so tiny! It would be a first for me, but I'm certainly willing to give it a try--
                                Sango: TRY WHAT?!
                                Miroku: Heheh, Nothing, nothing...(praying) Resist all temptation...
                                  Inuyasha (to Totosai): I don't give a rat's ass if you're famous or not, old man!

                                  Hiten: Now hand over the jewel shards! Or you'll never see your lover alive again!
                                  Inuyasha: (with a dumbfounded look on his face) See my lover?

                                  Inuyasha: You actually thought I would hand over the jewel shards as a ransom to get you back?!
                                  Kagome: Of course you would! Cause that's what a lover would do!
                                  Inuyasha: Well we ain't lovers! And without love, the whole argument kinda falls apart!

                                    INUYASHA YOU PERVERT! SIT! -kagome
                                      Inuyasha: What are you waiting for? Hurry up and shoot it!
                                      Kagome: Shoot? Your kidding, right? I've never used a bow in my life! Inuyasha: The crow lives by eating human flesh. If you think that's bad, let it swallow the jewel! [the crow swallows the jewel] Kagome: Ahh! It swallowed it! Fine! I'll try! Inuyasha: Thank you!
                                        Yura: Of course, her hair isn't nearly as pretty as yours, but, waste not, want not. Kagome: [With a bow and arrow ready to fire] Not as pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it? You live in a time where they don't even have SHAMPOO.
                                          Kagome: You stinking toad. Jaken: You stinking human. Kagome: Oh yeah? Well, this human's gonna kick your...
                                          Jaken: We'll see about that.
                                            Kagome: [Thinking] Okay, now I'm offically freaked! What's going on? He almost kissed me!