Good Burger Quotes
      Dexter (dressed up as a woman):
      Can you kindly point us in the direction of the little girl's room????
        Otis: I should have been dead years ago.
        Dexter: Tough break.
          Dexter and Ed: Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail jail jail! Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail, Kurt's goin' to jail jail jail!
            Otis: It makes me glad I'm not dead!
              Deedee: Ed! There must be 50 customers out there! It's unbelievable! What do you put in that sauce?
                Roxanne: Now Ed, let's go someplace where we could be alone, and get to know each other a little better, now, doesn't that sound more fun then Miniature Golf?
                Ed: Uh... no!
                  Dexter: You see, right about now, I'd slap you right across your head, but I don't think your brain would understand the concept of pain.
                    Mr. Baily: Well, I suppose I could always feed my mother cat food.
                      Mr. Wheat: Let me see your license.
                      Dexter: Uh, yeah, regarding my license... I'd give it to you... but you're gonna have to wait.
                      Mr. Wheat: How long?
                      Dexter: Uh... about a year... that's when I get one.
                        Roxanne: Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?
                        Ed: I like to have dinner every night.
                          Shaquille O'Neal: You're not like other people are you?
                            Shaquille O'Neal: Little man, I ordered tomatoes on this Good Burger, and I don't see no tomatoes!
                              Connie Muldoon: Hello. My name is Connie Muldoon. I'm hosting a family reunion and my oven has run amuck; I think it's the heat actuator. Anyhoo, I'd like to order, uh, three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals, and 17-piece order of your Good Chunks and, okay, on two of the Junior Good Meals, I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies. Now, don't fret if that's extra; I'll pony up the overage. And, uh, oh! On the regular Good Meals, I need two of the Good Burgers to have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, but no onion; I've got an interview this afternoon. Let's see, that takes care of everyone but Uncle Leslie who doesn't eat meat but, of course, he does eat dairy, so I don't get it. Let's get Leslie a Good Chickwich, some Good Fries, and a Good Root Beer all to go. But I would like to have my beverage while I wait. Now, total me up.
                                Kurt: From now on, your LIFE is Mondo Burger! You can forget about your friends; you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now both your mother AND your father.
                                  Dexter: I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots and that jacket. You have a nice summer, Shaft.
                                    Ed: You got it!
                                    Dexter: Got what? I'm swinging from a dang pipe!
                                      Otis: Can you get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass.
                                        Dexter: Could you kindly point me in the direction of the little girl's room?
                                          Otis: I caught those Mondo brats dumping shark poison in our sauce.
                                          Dexter: Shark poison!
                                          Ed: Why would they want to harm those innocent sharks?
                                            Dexter: So, Monique, what're you gonna do tonight after you lock up?
                                            Monique: I thought I'd go home.
                                            Dexter: Home? Why?
                                            Monique: Well... that's where my stuff is.