That's So Raven Quotes
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    27422
      Chelsea (singing):
      On top of Old Oaky, All covered with leaves.
      Senorita Rodriguez (also singing):
      Oh Chelsea stop singing. I'm begging you please.
      27421
        Muffy:
        Alana says you should say it, not spray it.
        Mr. Lawler:
        I don't get your p-p-point.
        27420
          Eddie:
          (to Cory) Well look at it this way, in four years you'll be fourteen but then Chelsea will be nineteen. And she still won't be looking your way. But by then I'll be dating college girls!
          27419
            Andrea:
            You remember that pony I had?
            Raven:
            Yeah
            Andrea:
            Made it up
            Raven:
            Well you remember that soccer trophy I had?
            Andrea:
            Uh huh
            Raven:
            Garage sale. $2.50.
            27418
              Raven:
              I'm psychic and I didn't see this coming!
              27417
                Raven/Corey:
                Pushover! Pushover! Pushover! Pushover!
                27416
                  Carly:
                  She belongs with us.
                  Eddie:
                  She belongs with us.
                  Raven:
                  I belong on the ground.
                  27415
                    Raven:
                    You know what they said: "if you love someone, you've got to let them go". I love you Chelsea, go. (Raven pushs Chelsea)
                    27414
                      Raven:
                      That's the beauty of make-up!
                      Eddie:
                      So what do you really look like under there?
                      Raven:
                      You'll never know.
                      27413
                        Raven:
                        28 minutes and 19 seconds; that's how long me and my nose have been in there. The good news, we finished the project. The bad news, we have to burn the couch.
                        27412
                          Raven:
                          Okay, what are you looking at?
                          Cory:
                          Nothing...but now I am. Hello, Chelsea baby!
                          Chelsea:
                          Okay, Cory, you're ten; I'm fifteen.
                          Raven:
                          Which means she's old enough to be grossed out by you. (to Miles) And who are you?
                          Miles:
                          Pleased to meet you. I'm Miles Bonet.
                          Raven:
                          Well, aren't you the cutest little thing! I'm Raven.
                          Cory:
                          He just moved here from Florida.
                          Raven:
                          And if you go back can you please take my little brother with you?
                          Chelsea:
                          Raven, can we go now 'cause Cory's starting to get those driplets of drool. It's really gross.
                          27411
                            Eddie:
                            Relax Raven. My brother he says he hates me all the time.
                            Raven:
                            Eddie, your brother is only two. All he can say is "I hate you" and "I have poopy in my pants."
                            27410
                              Victor:
                              How come you always have to get in his face like that? You're his big sister. You should know better.
                              Raven:
                              Dad, this is part of the morning routine, okay? Take a bath, brush my teeth, fight with Cory, eat a muffin.
                              27409
                                Corey:
                                Daddy, if I was gonna be myself, I'd be upstairs playing video games in my underwear.
                                27408
                                  Cory:
                                  (Rapping) Your...feet stink...your...tongue is...pink. Your breath...smells...bad. Like a...bad smell...Can't touch this.
                                  27407
                                    Raven:
                                    Why can't I have a zit like everyone else?
                                    Chelsea: Hello! I have a zit and a tail!
                                    27406
                                      Jesse:
                                      Wait! I love my hair, what gel is it?
                                      Raven:
                                      Toothpaste!
                                      27405
                                        Ms. Paterson:
                                        So u admit you ate the cake?
                                        Raven:
                                        Yes yes yes yes!
                                        Ms. Paterson:
                                        Well then could you admit it to that camera over there?
                                        Raven:
                                        Yes we admit it, we ate the-camera!?!
                                        27404
                                          Chelsea:
                                          Cow, cow, where art thou? You're in my stomach now.
                                          27403
                                            Eddie:
                                            I am a lowley pledge I am lower than a worms belly button I live only to serve my Sigma brothers yey yehey