The Jerry Springer Show Quotes
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      Jerry:
      "Let me ask you something. Why did you cheat?"
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        Audience:
        "Take off your shirt. Take off your shirt. Take off your shirt."
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          Audience:
          "Show us your teeth. Show us your teeth. Show us your teeth."
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            Random audience member:
            "Hey Oprah what are you doing on The Jerry Springer Show."
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              Audience:
              "Go to Ellen. Go to Ellen. Go to Ellen."
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                Audience:
                "Go to Oprah. Go to Oprah. Go to Oprah."
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                  Audience:
                  "Go to Maury. Go to Maury. Go to Maury."
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                    Jerry:
                    "Get your ringside seat. For your free tickets to The Jerry Springer Show call (312) 321-5365.
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                      Jerry:
                      Til next time take care of yourselves...and each other.
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                        Jerry:
                        "The door bell! I'll get it."
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                          Jerry:
                          "Welcome to the show."
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                            Jerry:
                            "Oh my gosh it's the Reverened Shnorr."
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                              Jerry:
                              "We can talk without punching each other out."
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                                Jerry:
                                "Alright we're back now."
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                                  Crowd:
                                  "Reverened Reverened Reverened."
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                                    Random audience member:
                                    "I wanna touch Steve's head."
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                                      Reverend Shmorr:
                                      "God bless. Thank you you may be seated."
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                                        Idian voiceover:
                                        "You know the crazy work it is. For your free tickets to The Jerry Springer Show call (312) 321-5365. You can come have fun too."
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                                          Steve Wilkos:
                                          "Get off of her do you understand me."
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                                            Reverend Shnorr:
                                            "I now pronounce you man and wife. May no man or woman devise what the god lord has put together. You can kiss your bride."