The Jerry Springer Show Quotes
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      Jerry:
      Til next time, from us all here in Chicago, take care of yourself...and each other.
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        Jerry:
        "Let me ask you something. Why did you cheat?"
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          Audience:
          "Take off your shirt. Take off your shirt. Take off your shirt."
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            Audience:
            "Show us your teeth. Show us your teeth. Show us your teeth."
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              Random audience member:
              "Hey Oprah what are you doing on The Jerry Springer Show."
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                Audience:
                "Go to Ellen. Go to Ellen. Go to Ellen."
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                  Audience:
                  "Go to Oprah. Go to Oprah. Go to Oprah."
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                    Audience:
                    "Go to Maury. Go to Maury. Go to Maury."
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                      Jerry:
                      "Get your ringside seat. For your free tickets to The Jerry Springer Show call (312) 321-5365.
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                        Jerry:
                        Til next time take care of yourselves...and each other.
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                          Jerry:
                          "The door bell! I'll get it."
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                            Jerry:
                            "Welcome to the show."
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                              Jerry:
                              "Oh my gosh it's the Reverened Shnorr."
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                                Jerry:
                                "We can talk without punching each other out."
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                                  Jerry:
                                  "Alright we're back now."
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                                    Crowd:
                                    "Reverened Reverened Reverened."
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                                      Random audience member:
                                      "I wanna touch Steve's head."
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                                        Reverend Shmorr:
                                        "God bless. Thank you you may be seated."
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                                          Idian voiceover:
                                          "You know the crazy work it is. For your free tickets to The Jerry Springer Show call (312) 321-5365. You can come have fun too."
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                                            Steve Wilkos:
                                            "Get off of her do you understand me."