The Charmings Quotes
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      Lillian:
      Why did I have to wake up? I was having such lovely nightmares!
      -Lillian
      27217
        Lillian:
        You're kissing, how lovely! Do you know how many germs there are in the human mouth?
        -Lillian
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          Eric:
          Snow, the man got stepped on by a giant!
          -Eric
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            Lillian:
            I couldn't find the goose that lays golden eggs, I can't spin straw into gold, and where's Midas when you need him?
            -Lillian
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              Eric:
              There's not gonna be a happy ending.
              -Eric
              27213
                Lillian:
                Double, double, toil and trouble, Wilma, Fred and Barney Rubble.
                -Lillian
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                  Snow:
                  I'm a great matchmaker. After all, who set up Jack and Jill?
                  -Snow
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                    Eric:
                    I'm off to see the lizard.
                    -Eric
                    27210
                      Lillian:
                      Let's see those tramps from Oz top that!
                      -Lillian
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                        Snow:
                        Mother, we just wanted you to find someone and get married, not suffer eternal damnation.
                        -Snow
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                          Lillian:
                          You probably think that Bruce and Cybill really like each other!
                          -Lillian
                          27207
                            Lillian:
                            Oh, kids can be so cruel... that's what I like about them!
                            -Lillian
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                              Snow:
                              The first time you saw me, I was dead.
                              -Snow
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                                Eric:
                                He'd have to be... out of his fiddlesticking mind!
                                -Eric
                                27204
                                  Don:
                                  You really are Prince Charming. And you're Snow White. I wonder if Alf is real too.
                                  -Don