According to my database, you've all been naughty, not nice.
Never trust an adult who isn't grossed out by a Garbage Pailer!
You just try an' eat me!
Now everyone's making a big fuss about the Garbage Pail Kiss. I'm only 3 and I know enough not to kiss a garbage pail!
I tell ya, this Princess Ugh has gotta be uuuugly!
I am Savage Stuart, the garbage pail barbarian. I fear nothing!
In a time of ancient kingdoms, there lived two monarchs: King Trashola, the good guy, and Lord Pondscum, the bad guy.
If you want a real scare, you should try spending all night in the house that dripped crud!
Listen, if you eat this whole cake, I'm afraid you'll explode!
No time for that icky, gooey hero stuff now; I've gotta fix the engine!
Well, what did you expect to find in the ocean, a train? Of course there's a ship in the ocean!
Nothing can sink the Gigantic!
I can take a pie in the face with the best of them!
We need to warm him up. Quick, light the place on fire!
Monsters yikes more.... I mean, yikes, more monsters!