Garbage Pail Kids Quotes
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      Santa Claus:
      According to my database, you've all been naughty, not nice.
      -Santa Claus
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        Patty Putty:
        Never trust an adult who isn't grossed out by a Garbage Pailer!
        -Patty Putty
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          Hot Doug:
          You just try an' eat me!
          -Hot Doug
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            Little Girl:
            Now everyone's making a big fuss about the Garbage Pail Kiss. I'm only 3 and I know enough not to kiss a garbage pail!
            -Little Girl
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              Corn Dog:
              I tell ya, this Princess Ugh has gotta be uuuugly!
              -Corn Dog
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                Savage Stuart:
                I am Savage Stuart, the garbage pail barbarian. I fear nothing!
                -Savage Stuart
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                  Narrator:
                  In a time of ancient kingdoms, there lived two monarchs: King Trashola, the good guy, and Lord Pondscum, the bad guy.
                  -Narrator
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                    Clogged Duane:
                    If you want a real scare, you should try spending all night in the house that dripped crud!
                    -Clogged Duane
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                      Waitress:
                      Listen, if you eat this whole cake, I'm afraid you'll explode!
                      -Waitress
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                        Richard Dryfish:
                        No time for that icky, gooey hero stuff now; I've gotta fix the engine!
                        -Richard Dryfish
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                          Father:
                          Well, what did you expect to find in the ocean, a train? Of course there's a ship in the ocean!
                          -Father
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                            Captain:
                            Nothing can sink the Gigantic!
                            -Captain
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                              Cutesy:
                              I can take a pie in the face with the best of them!
                              -Cutesy
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                                Elliot Mess:
                                We need to warm him up. Quick, light the place on fire!
                                -Elliot Mess
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                                  Elliot Mess:
                                  Monsters yikes more.... I mean, yikes, more monsters!
                                  -Elliot Mess