Airheads Quotes
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      Rex: That's the way it is, little bro. Do you think Tommy Lee sat around and waited for the bus? Man, he hustled. That's how come he gets to live in the Hills and pork Heather Locklear.
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        Chazz: We got to send one person out.
        Pip: I'll go.
        Rex: One of the hostages, doof.
        7012
          Marcus: Rodney King? What's that supposed to mean?
          Pip: He's that guy.
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            Ian: There's a saying Milo: If it's too loud, you're too old.
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              Milo: You're gonna scream Rock and Roll? You're gonna go to jail for that?
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                Rex: 67 copies of Moby Dick.
                Suzzi: The movie or the book?
                Rex: They made a book outta that?
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                  Ian: The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize The Lone Ranger?
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                    Ian: Okay, who are you guys?
                    Pip: My name's Pip.
                    Ian: The band. The band name.
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                      Ian: Well, there's three of you. You're not exactly lone. Shouldn't you be the Three Rangers?
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                        Ian: He doesn't wear a helmet, does he?
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                          Suzzi: All those blowjobs for nothing.
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                            Chazz: For all you care, our record could be Pip farting on a snare drum.
                            Pip: I ain't fartin' on no snare drum.
                            7002
                              Ian: He wipes his ass with his record contract, I like this guy!
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                                Chazz: Do you know what it's like to be on the bill and to play for 15 minutes and the only people there to see you are the other bands and their girlfriends? Don't talk to me about Rock 'n' Roll! I'm out there in the clubs and on the streets and I'm living it!
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                                  Chazz: "I'm just average enough and screwed up enough that I could write a song that lasts forever."
                                  6999
                                    Rex: "YEAH!!, we're partying in here, we got a kinds of beer:
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                                      Pip:
                                      I dont want anything...I just dont want to go outside
                                      -Pip
                                      6997
                                        chaz:
                                        I ate my boogers
                                        -chaz
                                        6996
                                          Chazz:
                                          Trick question....Lemme IS God
                                          -Chazz