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      Marshall Beck:
      Well, my father was not a sentimental man, so I'll just say this: Here's to Big Guy Beck. He lived for better or for worse, but he's dead for good.
      -Marshall Beck
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        Mother B:
        Alright, everybody, rub my bottom and make a wish!
        -Mother B
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          Carlotta Beck:
          If you refuse to pay servants, you leave us no choice but to adopt small, pliant children from underprivileged countries.
          -Carlotta Beck
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            Bootsie Westchester:
            It seems you only bring trouble on yourself tryin' to be somethin' that you're not. Like that man from the Enquirer that I read about who gave himself a sex-change operation and was real sorry afterwards.
            -Bootsie Westchester
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              Carlotta Beck:
              Spare us the histrionics. If sex were fast food, there'd be an arch over your bed!
              -Carlotta Beck
              27053
                Carlotta Beck:
                Mark my words, Stanley, you cannot go around giving away wealth to people who've never had it. It just makes them more greedy.
                -Carlotta Beck
                27052
                  Mother B:
                  Marshall, I have not had too much to drink. I know so because when I have had too much to drink, I throw up.
                  -Mother B
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                    Carlotta Beck:
                    I am sick to death of food I have to unfold, unwrap or unscrew!
                    -Carlotta Beck
                    27050
                      Kathleen Beck:
                      Oh, Stanley, sometimes I want you so much I could just kiss you until I've sucked all the life from your lungs!
                      -Kathleen Beck
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                        Stanley Beck:
                        What are you, some kind of a geriatric groupie?
                        -Stanley Beck
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                          Bootsie Westchester:
                          I read about a man who won all new wall-to-wall carpetin' that contained the teeniest unidentified larva that eventually caused him to paste a 26-foot tapeworm from his body.
                          -Bootsie Westchester
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                            Carlotta Beck:
                            At first it was difficult for me to believe that I could be related, even by marriage, to a woman who thinks the pinnacle of good taste is owning a rug with Elvis Presley's face on it.
                            -Carlotta Beck
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                              Carlotta Beck:
                              If those thighs get any bigger, you can apply for statehood.
                              -Carlotta Beck
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                                Mother B:
                                Oh, young people, old people, what's the difference? They're all high on pain killers!
                                -Mother B
                                27044
                                  Stanley Beck:
                                  Well, Carlotta, I drink this Ëścause I'm proud. I'm a Pepper... We're all Peppers. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
                                  -Stanley Beck
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                                    Mother B:
                                    They tell me I'm crazy. What do you think?
                                    -Mother B
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                                      Marshall Beck:
                                      I always wanted a child. Even as a child, I wanted a child because no one wanted to play with me. Now this one will have to, whether he likes it or not, because I said so!
                                      -Marshall Beck
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                                        Carlotta Beck:
                                        I have absolutely no intention of havin' a baby. Just because I am a woman, it does not necessarily follow that I enjoy bein' around little people that spit-up on me.
                                        -Carlotta Beck
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                                          Marshall Beck:
                                          Now, could we just once, in front of company, have a normal conversation that does not make this family sound like the dumbest, kookiest people on Earth?
                                          -Marshall Beck
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                                            Carlotta Beck:
                                            Do you happen to have an overdose of sleeping pills on you?
                                            -Carlotta Beck