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      Jack: So anyways He had dirty magazines Under his bed! Hey dad? What are Dirty Magazines?!
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        Bar person: So I was right their in my birthday suit!
        Jack: It was your Birthday?
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          Jack:
          I'm not a freak, you're a freak, four eyes!


          -Jack
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            Jack:
            What do I want to be when I grow up? Alive.

            -Jack
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              Eric:
              When I grow up, I want to be a gynecologist.

              -Eric