The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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      Mom:
      Timmy! Do your taxes!
      Timmy:
      I'm ten!
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        Wanda:
        It sure was nice of Timmy to watch Poof while we went Flamenco dancing, isn't it?
        Cosmo:
        I thought you said flamingo dancing! My bad!
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          Cosmo:
          This episode is brought to you buy the Society for A Healthy Colon!
          Cosmo & Wanda:
          Yay, colons!
          31401
            Dad:
            Good thing I landed on this nice soft Mom!
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              Cosmo:
              It's a show about nothing! How do we know when it's over?
              Vicky:
              I do!
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                Dad:
                Well, Timmy. You'd better listen or it's off to the clink. Which I hear is nice! Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!
                31398
                  Timmy:
                  Where's America?! All I can find on this stupid globe is Usa!
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                    Timmy Turner:
                    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!! (crash)
                    Wanda:
                    Timmy! You're awake! We have great news!
                    Timmy Turner:
                    There's no encore?
                    Wanda:
                    We've been finally invited to a party at Cupid's!
                    Timmy Turner:
                    And I care about this why?
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                      Dad:
                      Hey! You're the guy on the dollar!
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                        Wanda:
                        You got her up four hours late for her medicine?!
                        Cosmo:
                        Yes. At first she was real mad, then she got real quiet.
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                          Mr. Crocker:
                          May I offer you a chair?
                          Cosmo:
                          Sure! May I offer you a fish?
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                            Timmy:
                            It's Saturday! You know what that means?!
                            Cosmo:
                            Cartoons!
                            Wanda:
                            Outdoor activities like gardening and bird watching. Or cartoons...
                            Cosmo:
                            Or Vicky! Wait, that's a bad thing! Or Vicky!!
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                              Dad:
                              We're going to read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried (dolphin noises)"!
                              Mom:
                              Have fun you two!
                              30799
                                Timmy:
                                Wanda, isn't this the part where you usually warn me how this wish could go horribly wrong?
                                Wanda:
                                No. I kind of like this one. In fact, isn't there someone else you'd like to make smarter? Anyone at all? That rhymes with Josmo?
                                30798
                                  Cosmo:
                                  Geology, geometry, geography. What's the difference? They all start with J.
                                  Wanda:
                                  Here's another "J" word for you-Jidiot!
                                  30731
                                    Dad:
                                    And this is where I'd put a trophy. If I had one! Sorry, lost the happy. But the happy's back!
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                                      Wanda:
                                      Now here's Cosmo with the weather.
                                      Cosmo:
                                      I thought you said "feather".
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                                        Vicky:
                                        Bad dog! You know you're only supposed to do that outside or at Timmy's house!
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                                          Nega-Chin:
                                          Special delivery for the geek who writes "the Crimson Chin"!
                                          Author:
                                          Oh boy! I hope it's my new issue of "Nerds Who Still Live With Their Mothers Monthly".
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                                            Mr. Crocker:
                                            May I offer you a chair?
                                            Cosmo:
                                            Sure! May I offer you a fish?