The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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      Mr. Crocker:
      If I can only get them to sit in my electric fairy detector chair. If they survive, they're FAIRIES! And if not I HAVE TENURE!!
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        Mom:
        Timmy! Do your taxes!
        Timmy:
        I'm ten!
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          Wanda:
          It sure was nice of Timmy to watch Poof while we went Flamenco dancing, isn't it?
          Cosmo:
          I thought you said flamingo dancing! My bad!
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            Cosmo:
            This episode is brought to you buy the Society for A Healthy Colon!
            Cosmo & Wanda:
            Yay, colons!
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              Dad:
              Good thing I landed on this nice soft Mom!
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                Cosmo:
                It's a show about nothing! How do we know when it's over?
                Vicky:
                I do!
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                  Dad:
                  Well, Timmy. You'd better listen or it's off to the clink. Which I hear is nice! Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!
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                    Timmy:
                    Where's America?! All I can find on this stupid globe is Usa!
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                      Timmy Turner:
                      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!! (crash)
                      Wanda:
                      Timmy! You're awake! We have great news!
                      Timmy Turner:
                      There's no encore?
                      Wanda:
                      We've been finally invited to a party at Cupid's!
                      Timmy Turner:
                      And I care about this why?
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                        Dad:
                        Hey! You're the guy on the dollar!
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                          Wanda:
                          You got her up four hours late for her medicine?!
                          Cosmo:
                          Yes. At first she was real mad, then she got real quiet.
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                            Mr. Crocker:
                            May I offer you a chair?
                            Cosmo:
                            Sure! May I offer you a fish?
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                              Timmy:
                              It's Saturday! You know what that means?!
                              Cosmo:
                              Cartoons!
                              Wanda:
                              Outdoor activities like gardening and bird watching. Or cartoons...
                              Cosmo:
                              Or Vicky! Wait, that's a bad thing! Or Vicky!!
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                                Dad:
                                We're going to read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried (dolphin noises)"!
                                Mom:
                                Have fun you two!
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                                  Timmy:
                                  Wanda, isn't this the part where you usually warn me how this wish could go horribly wrong?
                                  Wanda:
                                  No. I kind of like this one. In fact, isn't there someone else you'd like to make smarter? Anyone at all? That rhymes with Josmo?
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                                    Cosmo:
                                    Geology, geometry, geography. What's the difference? They all start with J.
                                    Wanda:
                                    Here's another "J" word for you-Jidiot!
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                                      Dad:
                                      And this is where I'd put a trophy. If I had one! Sorry, lost the happy. But the happy's back!
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                                        Wanda:
                                        Now here's Cosmo with the weather.
                                        Cosmo:
                                        I thought you said "feather".
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                                          Vicky:
                                          Bad dog! You know you're only supposed to do that outside or at Timmy's house!
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                                            Nega-Chin:
                                            Special delivery for the geek who writes "the Crimson Chin"!
                                            Author:
                                            Oh boy! I hope it's my new issue of "Nerds Who Still Live With Their Mothers Monthly".