The Wedding Singer Quotes
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      Glenn: "Hey, there's a song for You. You can call it I got punched in the nose, for sticking my face in other peoples business".
      Old Man: "Sounds like a country song".
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        Robbie's nephew: "Hey Lana"?
        Lana: "Yeah"?
        Robbie's nephew: "You're a bitch"
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          Robbie: "We're living in a material world and I am a material girl...or boy."
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            Once again, things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!
            Robby to Liday after leaving him at the alter.
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              Robbie:
              (singing angrily) "SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE! PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE, IM ON MY KNEES! KILL ME!"
              -Robbie
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                Julia:
                Hello, My name is Julia Gulia... Julia Gulia.
                -Julia
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                  Sammy:
                  Ooo is she in trouble, she's gonna get it and she doesn't even know it and I'm gonna give it to her.
                  -Sammy
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                    Sammy:
                    What I really want is someone to hold me, and tell me everything is gonna be all right.
                    -Sammy
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                      Sammy:
                      Do you know what happened to guys like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino? There shows got cancelled, coz no one wants to see a 50 year old guy hittin on chicks.
                      -Sammy
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                        Friend who looked like Boy George:
                        Do you really want to hurt me?
                        -Friend who looked like Boy George
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                          Robbie Hart:
                          I don`t think you could throw up more than that kid.I think I saw a boot in there
                          -Robbie Hart