Timon & Pumbaa Quotes
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      Timon:
      "Ya mook!"
      -Timon
      26509
        Pumbaa Timon:
        Timon, aren't you glad we got $1?' 'Well, of course I am, Pumbaa. See my big glad smile? Eeeee!
        -Pumbaa Timon
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          Pumbaa Timon:
          Pumbaa: Wait a minute! Timon: Which is probably the amount of time we have left to live.
          -Pumbaa Timon
          26507
            Timon:
            Pumbaa? A brave bull? Of all things, he's a COW-ard! Ha ha ha! COW-ard! Get it?... Too bad nobody was around to hear that one.
            -Timon
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              Pumbaa:
              Man, what a fathead. Hey Timon, I bet all his hats were afraid of him.
              -Pumbaa
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                Timon:
                Timon: What are you doing? Pumbaa: Lunch. Dignitaries do lunch, see.
                -Timon
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                  Pumbaa Timon:
                  Timon, does this make me look fat?' 'Yes!' 'You didn't even look!
                  -Pumbaa Timon
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                    Pumbaa Timon:
                    Wow! The nice man saved your life again, Timon. No do you trust him?' 'No.
                    -Pumbaa Timon
                    26502
                      Timon Pumbaa:
                      Only one person can help take care of you due to your sickness, Pumbaa. My mommy? No, Pumbaa. Me.
                      -Timon Pumbaa
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                        Timon Pumbaa:
                        'Pumbaa, there's just one thing that frightens me more than mummy beetles or curses!' 'And what might that be?' 'An angry warthog!'
                        -Timon Pumbaa
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                          Timon:
                          And remember... if you're driving home tonight, be sure you take your car. G'night.
                          -Timon
                          26499
                            Timon:
                            You know, the other day, I met a guy who just hates being around bulls. He was from Constantino-BULL!
                            -Timon
                            26498
                              Timon:
                              You know, the other day, I met a guy who just hates being around bulls. He was from Constantino-BULL!
                              -Timon
                              26497
                                Pumbaa Timon:
                                Pumbaa: Hey, look, Timon! You're Timonalisa! Timon: Now's not the time for comedy, Pumbaa.
                                -Pumbaa Timon
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                                  Quint:
                                  So long, suckers!... I mean, citizens.
                                  -Quint
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                                    Timon & Pumbaa:
                                    Hakuna Matata!
                                    -Timon & Pumbaa