Dazed and Confused Quotes
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      Wooderson: "The older you get the more rules they're gonna TRY and push on you, you just gotta keep on livin man."
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        Slater: "George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens man...."
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          Darla: "Listen up freshman bitches! One....Two...Three.......AIR RAID!!!"
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            Slater: "A freshman fell down once and hit his head on every rung......autopsy said he had one beer. How many have you had?"

            Mitch: "Four."

            Slater: "You're dead dude, you're so dead."
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              Pickford: "Don, give him the beer back!"

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                Benny: "........but if you run like cowards......it's open season all summer."
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                  "Fry like bacon you little freshman piggies! Fry!"- Simone
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                    I may play ball next falll, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Number 1 priority of the summer.

                    -Pink
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                      Check ya later, man! -Slater
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                        Mitch:
                        Man ,I hate that jerk!
                        -Mitch
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                          David Wooderson:
                          That's what I love about these high school girls man, I get older, they stay the same age
                          -David Wooderson
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                            Kevin Pickford:
                            That bowling ball said HOOF! to that damn windshield! You're nuts junior, you're nuts!
                            -Kevin Pickford
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                              Coach Conrad:
                              Randy Floyd, before next fall you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment young man, you better get your priorities straight, and watch out with that other crowd your running with, dont think I haven't noticed!
                              -Coach Conrad
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                                Wooderson:
                                Listen, you oughta ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us, but thats alright we'll worry about that later
                                -Wooderson
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                                  Mitch & David (Matthew McConaughey):
                                  David: "Hey man you got a joint?" Mitch: " Nah man, not on me." David: "Well, it'd be a lot cooler if you did."
                                  -Mitch & David (Matthew McConaughey)