Whose Line Is It Anyway Quotes

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Wayne Brady: I feel ten pounds lighter and just a little dirty.

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Drew Carey: Welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway? the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Angelina Jolie's breakfast.

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Drew Carey: Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right! The points are like the thongs section in the Big & Tall store. They just don't matter.

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Ryan Stiles: There's nothing like butt toast and head eggs.

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Greg Proops: In a world full of poop, there's just one prooper. I'm Greg Proops, the pooper scooper.

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Colin Mochrie: The other day I stole something, it really was a sin / It was a little revolver made of gelatin / It was a really bad idea, something I should have slept on/ 'Cause I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.

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Colin:

Stand back, this baby's gonna blow!
-Colin

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Drew:

If you want to play the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" home game, just send us a million dollars, and we'll send you a desk and four stools.
-Drew

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Liv (deleted questions from the 20-Q ball):

Is it as big as Drew Carey?
-Liv (deleted questions from the 20-Q ball)

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Brad in:

Okay you Bastard!
-Brad in

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Ryan in Tv film and theatre styles:

If I were a man with gills I would be a fish!
-Ryan in Tv film and theatre styles

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Ryan & Colin:

Shut up and touch the monkey!
-Ryan & Colin

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Brad in props:

Something is wrong with this oreo.
-Brad in props

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Liv in werid newscasters:

On today's news, people are going out and about looking for DONUTS! I mean uhhh clothes. Yes clothes.
-Liv in werid newscasters

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Liv in Scences from a hat:

(singing) I could never fall in love again, there's no way that I could...(stops singing at looks down) My boyfriend just ate gum off the ground.
-Liv in Scences from a hat

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Liv in TV and Film styles:

I did not steal the diamond, bleieve it.
-Liv in TV and Film styles

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Ryan:

(wears prop like a judge's wig) I sentence thee to the gallows!!!
-Ryan

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Drew Carey:

The points don't matter. The points are like Velma on Scooby-Doo.
-Drew Carey

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Brad:

(singing about Ryan's shoes) Don't you frown, but it looks like you stole your shoes from a clown.
-Brad

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Brad:

Have you seen that Brad Sherwood guy, he's so hot!
-Brad

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