M.A.S.H. Quotes
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      Margaret:"This Isn't A Hospital,it's an Insane Asylum."
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        Margaret:
        I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
        -Margaret
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          Hawkeye:
          I'm Dr. Jekyll, actually, and this is my friend, Mr. Hyde.

          -Hawkeye
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            I wasn't gonna fool around out here because I got these three girls I'm engaged to back home.

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              Hot Lips:
              Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips
              -Hot Lips
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                Hawkeye:
                Finest Kind
                -Hawkeye