Will & Grace Quotes
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      Karen: "Meats and chesses!! You are rocking my clock Mary!!!!"
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        "Oh,..PeterPaulandMary, I'm going down!"
        -Jack
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          Say something Lesbiotic!
          -Jack
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            Barry: Aren't his abs fabulous?
            Will: Did he just?
            Jack: yeah... yeah he did...
            Will: Baby's first fabulous!
            -Will, Jack, and Barry
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              Oh, coulda, shoulda, prada!
              -Karen
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                You say potato, I say Vodka.
                -Karen
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                  Cher: Ya know dude, it is a little weird that you are talking to my doll.
                  Jack: Um I don't think that I need a drag queen to define normal behavior. But I will say this, the look, is flawless.
                  Cher: Whatever.
                  Jack: Ohh. Working the attitude. OK, you're good.
                  Cher: I've had a lot of practice.
                  Jack: Hey hey. You're not that great Mister Sister. I do a better Cher than you.
                  Cher: Ya think so?
                  Jack: Actually it's "You think so, hooooooooooooooe"
                  Cher: Are you kidding me with this?
                  Jack: OK, the hand is perfect, but it's more "are you kidding me with this, hoooooooooooe"
                  Cher: Get a life.
                  [walks away then turns around]
                  Cher: [sings] If I could turn back time.
                  Jack: [clears throat to sing] If I could turn back time, hoooooooooooe. Time hoooooooe. Time hoooooe. Time hoooooe.
                  Cher: [slaps Jack] Snap out of it!
                  -Cher and Jack
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                    Why don't I just squeeze you like a sponge. There's probably enough alcohol in you to fill a hot-tub.
                    -Rosario
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                      I smell liquor on my breath. You're drunk!
                      -Karen
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                        Jack, if I'm supposed to stay away from every guy you've ever slept with, that would leave me with... women.
                        -Will
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                          And they say Tinky Winky was the only gay Teletubbie.
                          -Will
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                            My God. If my closet were like this I never would have come out of it!
                            -Jack
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                              No one in the world would believe you're straight. You're as gay as a clutchpurse on Tony night. You fell outta the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And ya landed on a gay guy... and ya did 'em. No, no, honey, your gayness can be seen from space.
                              -Karen
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                                Jack: This is bigger than the moon landing.
                                Will: One giant leap for man-on-man kind.
                                -Will and Jack
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                                  'Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.' 'Boys don't make passes at girls with fat asses. '
                                  -Will and Jack
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                                    Looks like your new sweetie's turned his back on homosexuals. And not in a good way.
                                    -Karen
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                                      Wow that may have been the greatest day of my life. I love errands. They're like mini-adventures for undesirables.
                                      -Karen
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                                        'Okay, okay, true or false... I think you're great?' 'Um, false.' 'True!' 'Oh this game is so hard!'
                                        -Liz and Karen
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                                          'Come on Jack, let's try the back door.' 'Will Truman! Coming on to me at a time like this?'
                                          -Will and Jack
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                                            Will: No, no. I don't want to have sex with you.
                                            Jack: Oh, Will that wasn't sex. Okay, how do I explain this? Okay, when a man and a man love each other very much...
                                            Will: No, no... Psychic Sue said I was going to spend the rest of my life with a guy named Jack.
                                            Jack: Jack who?
                                            Will: Jack you.
                                            Jack: Jack me?
                                            Will: No thanks.
                                            -Will and Jack