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      Ratburn:
      Shall I repeat the question Sue Ellen?
      Sue Ellen:
      Red! The answer is red!
      Ratburn:
      No. 12 times 12 is not "red", It's 128. However, if I had asked what color your cheeks are turning, "red" would have been the correct answer.
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        Arthur:
        Is the show over?
        D.W.:
        Nope, intermission. Rapunzel fell out of the castle and broke her neck! This is much more exciting than the version mom told me.
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          Binky:
          Brain, do you think it will be cold this summer?
          Brain:
          No, why?
          Binky:
          Because my dad said he'd buy me a computer when it snows in July.
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            Francine:
            It's raining, it's pouring the old man is snoring.(dad snoring)and it's driving me nuts!
            31024
              Francine:
              Has anyone seen my penicillin-I mean, pencil and pen?
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                Binky:
                I want to found a new club with no dumb hitting or stuff. And if anybody breaks that rule, I'll clobber them!
                31018
                  D.W.:
                  How do you get square balloons?
                  Saleswoman:
                  Blow square breaths.
                  D.W.:
                  Oh....
                  30957
                    D.W.:
                    Mom, Dad! The bathroom's on fire!
                    Arthur:
                    That's steam! I'm taking a shower!
                    30931
                      D.W.:
                      (a building is exploded)She did it!(points to Kate)
                      Mom:
                      A demolition team did it, D.W.
                      D.W.:
                      Right. That what I meant.(snaps fingers)
                      30930
                        Talking radio:
                        You're not in the story, and you're doing my lines! I warn Jack to run away but not until he hears "Fe Fi Fo"--you know the drill!
                        26045
                          Binky Barnes:
                          Without Me There's No Banana
                          26044
                            D.W.:
                            crazy bus is gone!!
                            26043
                              Mr. Crosswire:
                              Rule #3: "Yikes" minus "I-K" is "Yes"!
                              26042
                                Baby Kate:
                                Glooba
                                Arthur:
                                Glooba" G-L-O-O-B-A. Glooba!
                                26041
                                  Arthur:
                                  A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K!
                                  26040
                                    Muffy:
                                    i can't help it! i deserve more!
                                    26039
                                      Binky:
                                      Binky: I founded this club and now I'm un-founding it.
                                      -Binky
                                      26038
                                        D.W. Reed:
                                        Oh everyone thinks that my brother stinks, like a piece of stinky cheese. But me, I say, that he's ok, as long as there's a breeze.
                                        -D.W. Reed
                                        26037
                                          D.W.:
                                          [singing] The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the Brussels sprout.
                                          -D.W.
                                          26036
                                            Binky:
                                            [reciting his poem] People think I can't write a poem, but they are so wrong, I can write a poem. I wrote this one, I wrote this poem, and I gave it the title Binky's poem. So shut up! The end!
                                            -Binky